Sporistics
Violence Solves Everything / Analysis
By dustyroads1661
07/16/2018 - 07:09:01
Type: Story adventure
Rating: -3 (Bad)
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Intro message:
Poop hits the fan and a horse wears a saddle, it's up to you to escalate an already out of control battle.
Poop hits the fan and a horse wears a saddle, it's up to you to escalate an already out of control battle.
Win message:
After the destruction of the moon it was only a matter of time until the whole planet just collapsed and everything on it exploded... What? That isn't how it works? Oh well, I do what I want.
After the destruction of the moon it was only a matter of time until the whole planet just collapsed and everything on it exploded... What? That isn't how it works? Oh well, I do what I want.
Lose message:
*clap* *clap* *clap* At least you tried.
*clap* *clap* *clap* At least you tried.
Acts
ACT 1 : The Ultimatatatam
Duke Nukem has hired you, a deadly yet adorable mercenary, to assassinate Duke Cheney. Speak with him when ready and prepare your rear entrance.
Duke Nukem has hired you, a deadly yet adorable mercenary, to assassinate Duke Cheney. Speak with him when ready and prepare your rear entrance.
ACT 2 : Mistakes Were Made
Well, in an unforseen turn of events, the bomb went off. Duke Nukem is dead. Your paycheck is in jeopardy. Find a lead to figure out what to do next.
Well, in an unforseen turn of events, the bomb went off. Duke Nukem is dead. Your paycheck is in jeopardy. Find a lead to figure out what to do next.
ACT 3 : MAXIMUM TENSIONS
So Baron Von Cheney Duke was the culprit? I never would've guessed. I suppose the only proper thing to do would be for you to go over there and shoot him in his stupid face.
So Baron Von Cheney Duke was the culprit? I never would've guessed. I suppose the only proper thing to do would be for you to go over there and shoot him in his stupid face.
ACT 4 : Powa Up the Death Ball
Here come the special effects.
Here come the special effects.
ACT 5 : Finish the Bloodline
Now that their parents are dead, it's time to end this once and for all. This isn't about the money. This is personal for wasting your time. Find the children, eliminate them.
Now that their parents are dead, it's time to end this once and for all. This isn't about the money. This is personal for wasting your time. Find the children, eliminate them.
ACT 6 : Here Comes the Pain Train
Their location is clear now! Hunt them down, destroy them! If the info is correct, the little blue weirdo is already dead, finish his lover!
Their location is clear now! Hunt them down, destroy them! If the info is correct, the little blue weirdo is already dead, finish his lover!
ACT 7 : Sweet Merciful Lord!
Kill it! I don't what it is but kill it! It showed up to the wrong nose diving plot!
Kill it! I don't what it is but kill it! It showed up to the wrong nose diving plot!
ACT 8 : All's Well That Ends Well
The son and the daughter are dead, everyone and everything is dead and destroyed, you win, the end. Have a good day.
The son and the daughter are dead, everyone and everything is dead and destroyed, you win, the end. Have a good day.
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