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Stanley's Service-Lifeguard / Analysis

By Pokemonkab
06/23/2022 - 15:00:29

Type: No genre adventure
Rating: 1.88 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Someone Forgot To Go To Their Doggie Paddle Lessons, And Is Now Lost At Sea! Luckily, Stanley The Lifeguard Will Happily Escort Him Out...If He Can Do His Job Right, That Is!
Win message:
And That Is Why Stanley Cannot Be A Lifeguard. After All, That Door's Landlocked......
Lose message:
And That Is Why Stanley Cannot Be A Lifeguard. After All, That Door's Landlocked......
Acts
ACT 1 :   On A Scorchin' Sunlight Day
Now, Stanley Should Be At His Tower Like He's Had In His Previous 93 Rescues, Armed With Nothing But The Tools Of The Trade. Go And See What Made This Poor Lad End Up In Stanley's Savior Sala!
ACT 2 :   Yeehaw For The Tides!
Stanley Is Now Twirling His Lasso, Ready To Catch The Little Critter And Bring Him Back To Shore.......
ACT 3 :   Leapin' Lifeguards!
Wait....Did That Lifeguard Tower Just....TAKE OFF? OH NO, THE LASSO'S ACTING LIKE A PROPELLER!!!
ACT 4 :   Oh No!
Either That Lifeguard Tower Is Really Light, Or That Lasso Is Really Heavy. Either Way, What Shoddy Craftsmanship This Is!Oh, And Stanley's Getting The Slip!
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