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Clark's Cooking-Gammon Steak / Analysis

By Pokemonkab
09/22/2022 - 17:30:45

Type: No genre adventure
Rating: 1.58 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
It's Time For Clark's Cooking Show, With His Very Special Guest, And Creator Of Spore's Most Popular Adventure, ericDartist! But...He Should Know Better Than To Cook Right Next To A Volcano!!!
Win message:
And That Is Why Clark Cannot Cook A Gammon Steak. Come Back Next Turn, Where He'll Cook Something Far Less Cool.....
Lose message:
And That Is Why Clark Cannot Cook A Gammon Steak. Come Back Next Turn, Where He'll Cook Something Far Less Cool.....
Acts
ACT 1 :   20 Below Flame
Fortunatley, This Volcano's Not Active, But You're More Concerned On Why He Brought A Whole Fridge, Grocery And All, To Such A Hot Place! Go And See Him Before He Makes This Planet Below Zero!
ACT 2 :   Cookin' N' Chillin'
Is He Nuts?! How Can You Fit A Whole Beast Into A Teeny Tiny Fridge?! Well, Anyway, He's About To Open The Fridge, And You Feel Like This Is Gonna ''Chill'' Him!
ACT 3 :   Eatin' The Elfame
OH NO! THAT WAS NO FRIDGE....THAT WAS THE REAL MONSTER HIDING IN A CUBIC BLOCK!
ACT 4 :   Infernal Ice
Well, I Warned Him Not To Bring A Fridge To A Volcano....But Did He Listen? Oh No, He Don't!
ACT 5 :   POW!
Well, I Warned Him Not To Bring A Fridge To A Volcano....But Did He Listen? Oh No, He Don't!
ACT 6 :   SMASH!
Well, I Warned Him Not To Bring A Fridge To A Volcano....But Did He Listen? Oh No, He Don't!
ACT 7 :   WALLOP!
Well, I Warned Him Not To Bring A Fridge To A Volcano....But Did He Listen? Oh No, He Don't!
ACT 8 :   Oh No!
Yes, That's Right, Clark Just Got Eaten By A Freakin' FRIDGE. See, This Is Why You Don't Put Lasagna In There, Folks!Well, Clark's Cooked HIMSELF!
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