Sporistics
Kwuzin' for a Bruisin' / Analysis
By ItsVairen
09/12/2021 - 19:38:24
Type: Explore adventure
Rating: 0.12 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Brrr...I don't even have any nerves but I can feel that chill. Let's see what Kwuz has in store for us before I have to drag in a Captain popsicle.
Brrr...I don't even have any nerves but I can feel that chill. Let's see what Kwuz has in store for us before I have to drag in a Captain popsicle.
Win message:
We really did show that pompous lizard who the greatest runner in the galaxy is...it's me, the ship's A.I. of course. Let's get some snacks, watching you run really worked up my appetite.
We really did show that pompous lizard who the greatest runner in the galaxy is...it's me, the ship's A.I. of course. Let's get some snacks, watching you run really worked up my appetite.
Lose message:
So that slowpoke really did beat you...welp, this one's no good... Let's start heating up the cloning machine, hopefully this next one's faster. I have a bet to win.
So that slowpoke really did beat you...welp, this one's no good... Let's start heating up the cloning machine, hopefully this next one's faster. I have a bet to win.
Acts
ACT 1 : The Mountains of Radness
Couldn't he have picked a more comfortable place for a race? Well at least we have our target: Kwuz Vic Traxen. Let's see what he has in store for us before you get frostbite.
Couldn't he have picked a more comfortable place for a race? Well at least we have our target: Kwuz Vic Traxen. Let's see what he has in store for us before you get frostbite.
ACT 2 : Bound through Bluffs
Captain, I'm noticing some speed boosts that are hidden through this area, try picking some up on your way down. That might help lower your time.
Captain, I'm noticing some speed boosts that are hidden through this area, try picking some up on your way down. That might help lower your time.
ACT 3 : As Cool as a Captain
Ha! We really showed that time eh Captain? Now let's tell that chump about our victory and let's get off this planet. Wait...why are we only on Act 3 out of 8?
Ha! We really showed that time eh Captain? Now let's tell that chump about our victory and let's get off this planet. Wait...why are we only on Act 3 out of 8?
ACT 4 : Gallop through Glaciers
Alright, second verse, hopefully same as the first. Wait a moment, I'm picking up a landslide not too far from here, either try to jump over those rocks or find another way around.
Alright, second verse, hopefully same as the first. Wait a moment, I'm picking up a landslide not too far from here, either try to jump over those rocks or find another way around.
ACT 5 : Far Out of Your Depths
Well that probably showed him that you're the best...so we can just go home and get some hot chocolate right?
Well that probably showed him that you're the best...so we can just go home and get some hot chocolate right?
ACT 6 : Through the Tundra
I got good news and bad news. The Bad News: Kwuz wasn't lying about Yeklopsi, going around it might be smart.The Good News: The Yeklopsi are not an endangered species. Weapons are an option.
I got good news and bad news. The Bad News: Kwuz wasn't lying about Yeklopsi, going around it might be smart.The Good News: The Yeklopsi are not an endangered species. Weapons are an option.
ACT 7 : Hopefully Humbled
You know, I'm starting to get tired of this Quetzapuerco's nonsense. We've done this course three times with only slight, mildly inconveniencing differences.
You know, I'm starting to get tired of this Quetzapuerco's nonsense. We've done this course three times with only slight, mildly inconveniencing differences.
ACT 8 : Racing through Rocks
It seems this rivalry is finally not getting so friendly. Excellent...Captain, I suggest using every advantage you can against Kwuz. Find boosts, take shortcuts, be as efficient as you can.
It seems this rivalry is finally not getting so friendly. Excellent...Captain, I suggest using every advantage you can against Kwuz. Find boosts, take shortcuts, be as efficient as you can.
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