Sporistics
Crystal Capers / Analysis
By ItsVairen
11/13/2023 - 04:03:40
Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
Featuring...
Basic info
Intro message:
Ah the heart of the jungle, full of lush life and a totally normal and not controversial place to start a mining complex. Though we're being paid to do this so I shouldn't complain too much...
Ah the heart of the jungle, full of lush life and a totally normal and not controversial place to start a mining complex. Though we're being paid to do this so I shouldn't complain too much...
Win message:
Great job dealing with all of thos innocent creatures...we probably shouldn't let the ecologists know though.
Great job dealing with all of thos innocent creatures...we probably shouldn't let the ecologists know though.
Lose message:
Oh no! The ruthless corporation will be getting 1 percent less profit this month. Also you're dead...now that I think about it...that's much worse.
Oh no! The ruthless corporation will be getting 1 percent less profit this month. Also you're dead...now that I think about it...that's much worse.
Acts
ACT 1 : Infest-igation
I adore when a colorful planet full of life is being hollowed out for profit. The more I think about it the more my circuits fry. Let's not think about it and go talk to the one who wanted us.
I adore when a colorful planet full of life is being hollowed out for profit. The more I think about it the more my circuits fry. Let's not think about it and go talk to the one who wanted us.
ACT 2 : Eating into Profits
You know what to do Captain, search and destroy...emphasis on destroying the invasive species hopefully.
You know what to do Captain, search and destroy...emphasis on destroying the invasive species hopefully.
ACT 3 : Regroup, Reduce, Recycle
Well now that we have all of the extra gems collected and the area cleared from red, squat annoying bipeds...except one, we better go back to the Foreman.
Well now that we have all of the extra gems collected and the area cleared from red, squat annoying bipeds...except one, we better go back to the Foreman.
ACT 4 : Music to None of our Ears.
Now that I think about it, the Hugok have a good point there, why wouldn't they have scuttled up here already? Might be good to tell the Foreman that...for the greater good of course.
Now that I think about it, the Hugok have a good point there, why wouldn't they have scuttled up here already? Might be good to tell the Foreman that...for the greater good of course.
ACT 5 : Tunes that Pop a Vessel
I really suggest stepping back for this, I don't think whatever's in there likes that kind of music.
I really suggest stepping back for this, I don't think whatever's in there likes that kind of music.
ACT 6 : Music that Dragged On
Looks like the Matron of this hive showed up. Hey I have an idea, let's let it destroy just a little bit of the place...as a treat.
Looks like the Matron of this hive showed up. Hey I have an idea, let's let it destroy just a little bit of the place...as a treat.
ACT 7 : Tune Raider
Well I guess we learned an important lesson here...corporate mining operations are bad but that Uxoi's music tastes are far...far worse!
Well I guess we learned an important lesson here...corporate mining operations are bad but that Uxoi's music tastes are far...far worse!
Contact us at
