Sporistics / Spiffy Spamasaurus Spectacular / Analysis

By Haavu
06/27/2009 - 22:02:33

Type: Quest adventure
Rating: 0.3 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Signal jammer detected... Losing... THE SPAMASAURUS MINING COALITION IS LOOKING FOR A BUSINESS PARTENER! TO BE ELIGIBLE, JUST SEND YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO...

Win message:
You escaped from the Spamasauruses! All those unneccesary comments are far behind you!... You should go tweet this.

Lose message:
YOU DIED!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ACT 1 : Stranded
A signal jammer has caused your navigation systems to fail, try to get your bearings and find out what's going on.

ACT 2 : Helpful hints
Perhaps the dead guy shold be an indicator as to your thoughts of this place. You should try to find that signal jammer.

ACT 3 : Search and... search
Follow the signs to find the signal jammer.

ACT 4 : Infiltration
You need to get into the signal jammer and turn it off.

ACT 5 : Disabler
It's the main core of the signal jammer! Now you just need to turn it off somehow...

ACT 6 : Outfiltration
That works... Now all we have to do is leave!

ACT 7 : GET TO THE CHOPPER!
Get to the landing pad before the spamasauruses rip you to shreds!