Sporistics
Weapons Safety Training! / Analysis
By Boinked
06/27/2009 - 22:42:13
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.8 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Once agian, you're learning about safety from some weird Jamoin thingy. Keep your distance. After all, this game has a ridiculosuly high E/A ratio (Explosions/Acts)
Once agian, you're learning about safety from some weird Jamoin thingy. Keep your distance. After all, this game has a ridiculosuly high E/A ratio (Explosions/Acts)
Win message:
MONIES! BOMBTASTIC!!! YOU CAN NOW not USE WAEPONS SAFELY!!!
MONIES! BOMBTASTIC!!! YOU CAN NOW not USE WAEPONS SAFELY!!!
Lose message:
Wow, you fail. Try again while paying a tad more attention, most likely to the red car flying in from the right full with bombtastic bombs.
Wow, you fail. Try again while paying a tad more attention, most likely to the red car flying in from the right full with bombtastic bombs.
Acts
ACT 1 : Talk to Jamoin
You may as well maintain your distance, considering his track record.
You may as well maintain your distance, considering his track record.
ACT 2 : OH NOEZ
OH NOEZ!1!!!11!
OH NOEZ!1!!!11!
ACT 3 : Sigh
This never fails, eh?
This never fails, eh?
ACT 4 : RUN AWWWWWAYYYYYYY!!!
RUN REALLY FAST AWAY FROM JAMOIN!!! DON'T ASK WHY!!! THE CAR THING MIGHT BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
RUN REALLY FAST AWAY FROM JAMOIN!!! DON'T ASK WHY!!! THE CAR THING MIGHT BE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
ACT 5 : BOOM! MONIES!!!
once again, you may as well get his monies :P
once again, you may as well get his monies :P
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