Sporistics
Vacation! / Analysis
By Creetchahs
07/04/2009 - 03:57:43
Type: No genre adventure
Rating: 0.18 (Not rated)
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Basic info
Intro message:
Well, it's almost departure time! You'd better get to your gate and, well, depart!
Well, it's almost departure time! You'd better get to your gate and, well, depart!
Win message:
Why the heck are you dancing?! You found a nuked neighborhood full of Spode-knows-what, and a black hole that wasn't there before! This isn't the time for dancing, you know!
Why the heck are you dancing?! You found a nuked neighborhood full of Spode-knows-what, and a black hole that wasn't there before! This isn't the time for dancing, you know!
Lose message:
How'd you manage to lose? I didn't put in a way that you could. Oh, well. Kudos to you if you found a way.
How'd you manage to lose? I didn't put in a way that you could. Oh, well. Kudos to you if you found a way.
Acts
ACT 1 : Vacation day! Hooray!
Well, here we go! Off to Hoffenville, one of the galaxy's hottest vacation spots- where you can sit around, sip cola, and chat with friend all day. Ah, the privileges of captainship!
Well, here we go! Off to Hoffenville, one of the galaxy's hottest vacation spots- where you can sit around, sip cola, and chat with friend all day. Ah, the privileges of captainship!
ACT 2 : This ain't right....
Oh ****. That's not supposed to happen. Is it? Oh double ****. Double **** on a **** sandwich with some **** on a side. This is going to be a crappy vacation.
Oh ****. That's not supposed to happen. Is it? Oh double ****. Double **** on a **** sandwich with some **** on a side. This is going to be a crappy vacation.
ACT 3 : Most intriguing....
Oh, crap! That stuff looks nasty. Well, it's a good thing I brought these pills I got off the Skrib'neli. I guess I'd better figure out what's going on....
Oh, crap! That stuff looks nasty. Well, it's a good thing I brought these pills I got off the Skrib'neli. I guess I'd better figure out what's going on....
ACT 4 : Now what?
Well, I doubt that someone pulled a barrel of radioactive crap out of their basement to throw a tumor party. There must be something more going on here....
Well, I doubt that someone pulled a barrel of radioactive crap out of their basement to throw a tumor party. There must be something more going on here....
ACT 5 : Revelation
Hey....what's the big rocket wreck doing over there?
Hey....what's the big rocket wreck doing over there?
ACT 6 : Conclusion
Wait! Look up, into the sky! A....a black hole. Oh triple quintuple **** sandwich squared. A black hole. That answers a bit. I'd better get out of here....right....NOW.
Wait! Look up, into the sky! A....a black hole. Oh triple quintuple **** sandwich squared. A black hole. That answers a bit. I'd better get out of here....right....NOW.
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