Sporistics
Clark and Stanley Teach Driving / Analysis
By Boinked
07/10/2009 - 18:18:34
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.12 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
After your previous escapades in driving safety, as well as near-death-experiences with Clark and Stanley, the duo are here to teach you how to drive!For Spode's sake, don't stand too close.
After your previous escapades in driving safety, as well as near-death-experiences with Clark and Stanley, the duo are here to teach you how to drive!For Spode's sake, don't stand too close.
Win message:
I think I've made my point: Stay away!
I think I've made my point: Stay away!
Lose message:
...Wow, you got pwnz3d
...Wow, you got pwnz3d
Acts
ACT 1 : Not again...
This is what, your third attempt at getting near a road and not narrowly escaping a massive explosion?
This is what, your third attempt at getting near a road and not narrowly escaping a massive explosion?
ACT 2 : OH NOEZ!!!
NOT GOOD!!! NOT GOOD!!!
NOT GOOD!!! NOT GOOD!!!
ACT 3 : BOMBZ!!!
This is a pattern, is it not?
This is a pattern, is it not?
ACT 4 : OMFGLAZAH!!!
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLARGGHHHHHHH o_0
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLARGGHHHHHHH o_0
ACT 5 : Meep Meep!
You may suddenly need that armor powerup.
You may suddenly need that armor powerup.
ACT 6 : Sigh...
This is getting old.
This is getting old.
ACT 7 : GRANDE FINALE!!!
RUN AWAY!!! REALLY FAST!!!
RUN AWAY!!! REALLY FAST!!!
ACT 8 : OMFG MONEY!!!
IT'S RAINING MONEY!!!
IT'S RAINING MONEY!!!
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