Sporistics
Open Bottle, Open Mind / Analysis

By Maggotman
07/23/2009 - 03:45:44

Type: Story adventure
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Intro message:
You have been looking for wisdom and enlightenment and have decided to beam down to the planet of the philosophers. But things may not be what you expected.
Win message:
Now you see what Aristotle was talking about! The meaning of life is now very clear: Beer = good
Lose message:
How the hell did you lose? There's no enemies or anything like that?
Acts
ACT 1 :   The Drunk Philosopher
Go talk to that drunk looking guy over there.
ACT 2 :   Second Opinion
Find out what the other philosophers think.
ACT 3 :   Second Opinion
Find out what the other philosophers think.
ACT 4 :   Whoa, they're all drunk!
Go back to Aristotle
ACT 5 :   Get drunk!
Go get drunk and find out what Aristotle's talking about.
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