Sporistics
Gardening / Analysis
By Gritmonger
07/26/2009 - 21:45:52
Type: No genre adventure
Rating: 0.01 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Howdy - Welcome to the Bar-Star ranch, the only plant-wranglin' operation this side of Grox space! I'm Texx, and I'm the headman, so get yourself some chaps and get to haulin bale's o sod!
Howdy - Welcome to the Bar-Star ranch, the only plant-wranglin' operation this side of Grox space! I'm Texx, and I'm the headman, so get yourself some chaps and get to haulin bale's o sod!
Win message:
The Bar-Star ranch is safe once more, thanks to your help - and billions of herbivores might be saved from the same bland diet of thirty-seven species of grass and a single fruit galaxywide!
The Bar-Star ranch is safe once more, thanks to your help - and billions of herbivores might be saved from the same bland diet of thirty-seven species of grass and a single fruit galaxywide!
Lose message:
Well, so much for that crop - it was nice while it lasted, but now cuisine is doomed to bland, overworked heavily-spiced recipes for the exact same fruit the galaxy over...
Well, so much for that crop - it was nice while it lasted, but now cuisine is doomed to bland, overworked heavily-spiced recipes for the exact same fruit the galaxy over...
Acts
ACT 1 : Ranch Hand
Welcome to my ranch! I'm a botanist by trade, fancy word for a doctor o' farmin'! But I need some help with my exotic plants what I keep here.
Welcome to my ranch! I'm a botanist by trade, fancy word for a doctor o' farmin'! But I need some help with my exotic plants what I keep here.
ACT 2 : Plant Care
Okay, first you'll need to go to the flower pen - I've got me some prize orchids what need some tender lovin' care. Careful - they get attached real easy!
Okay, first you'll need to go to the flower pen - I've got me some prize orchids what need some tender lovin' care. Careful - they get attached real easy!
ACT 3 : Cleanin'
Okay, them karotes are messy beasts, always shedding their stalks and gettin' bruised when they trip on 'em... I need you to collect their leavin's. Hop to! Food's gettin' cold!
Okay, them karotes are messy beasts, always shedding their stalks and gettin' bruised when they trip on 'em... I need you to collect their leavin's. Hop to! Food's gettin' cold!
ACT 4 : Pest Removal
We've got pests - you'll have to blow the ol' stump in the raidesh pen, and catch the whipflies what's 'round the orangs. Don't leave too many - they breed quick!
We've got pests - you'll have to blow the ol' stump in the raidesh pen, and catch the whipflies what's 'round the orangs. Don't leave too many - they breed quick!
ACT 5 : Bubblegum an' Balin wire
Okay, that ol' pump is acting up... I'll need you to fix it. Should take a couple a turns with a spanner - had one over by the ol' truck...
Okay, that ol' pump is acting up... I'll need you to fix it. Should take a couple a turns with a spanner - had one over by the ol' truck...
ACT 6 : Weedin' an' Prunin'
Now if'n you head on back to the back pasture, just beyond the ergplants, I've got a back lot what needs some fierce weedin'. Careful - that crabgrass don't play around like the little weeds!
Now if'n you head on back to the back pasture, just beyond the ergplants, I've got a back lot what needs some fierce weedin'. Careful - that crabgrass don't play around like the little weeds!
ACT 7 : South Pasture
Okay, best come by an' get the Turbomulcher - it'll help a bit, even if it is a bit cantankerous and hard to control...
Okay, best come by an' get the Turbomulcher - it'll help a bit, even if it is a bit cantankerous and hard to control...
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