Sporistics
Four Mini Adventures / Analysis
By DarthVadersMidge
08/03/2009 - 13:43:44
Type: Explore adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Let's start with Clark and Stanley! Easypoint players, start your engines!
Let's start with Clark and Stanley! Easypoint players, start your engines!
Win message:
Well, that was anticlimatic.
Well, that was anticlimatic.
Lose message:
Try again! These adventures are so mini, they can just be restarted... like a video game! Almost like Spore! Wow...
Try again! These adventures are so mini, they can just be restarted... like a video game! Almost like Spore! Wow...
Acts
ACT 1 : Clark and Stanley Duel!
Talk to Sir Clark. Oooooh, brother.
Talk to Sir Clark. Oooooh, brother.
ACT 2 : Oh no!
Hooray, they died, move on already!
Hooray, they died, move on already!
ACT 3 : Shootout.
Shoot those targets!
Shoot those targets!
ACT 4 : This Party's Over.
Move on to the opera house.
Move on to the opera house.
ACT 5 : Well then.
Time to show her who's boss [cough-singer]!
Time to show her who's boss [cough-singer]!
ACT 6 : Race to the next part already!
Well, that was pathetic. She sang like a screeching bunny being slowly bled to death with a blunt sewing needle. Moving on...
Well, that was pathetic. She sang like a screeching bunny being slowly bled to death with a blunt sewing needle. Moving on...
ACT 7 : Race!
You have no time to read instructions! Run! Get those bricks! Don't ask me questions, I'm a typed question, not an answer!
You have no time to read instructions! Run! Get those bricks! Don't ask me questions, I'm a typed question, not an answer!
ACT 8 : You MUST be dreaming!
You saw Clark and Stanley die, beat a Spor-exan at a shootout, outsang a Queen and finished a race! And now big cake and hot girls! WOW!
You saw Clark and Stanley die, beat a Spor-exan at a shootout, outsang a Queen and finished a race! And now big cake and hot girls! WOW!
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