Sporistics
The Battle for Nothingness / Analysis

By captienroise
08/03/2009 - 18:09:07

Type: Quest adventure
Rating: -0.29 (Not rated)

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Basic info
Intro message:
Expect lots of random explosions and general blowing stuff up.
Win message:
Hooray!!! You killed the epics!!! But then you danced to some silly music as you left, so, you FAIL!
Lose message:
Well. You lost. Failure.
Acts
ACT 1 :   Ready for Battle ...
Wait for everbody else to start the charge.
ACT 2 :   WAR!!!!
Move to the obvious boulder.
ACT 3 :   KILL!!!!
Take out 4 of the ememy soldiers.
ACT 4 :   RUSH!!!
Charge through the enemy gates, and towards the power station.
ACT 5 :   RUN!!!
That alarm doesn't sound good. RUN!!!
ACT 6 :   BATTLE!!!
Oh dear. That doesn't look good. Luckily, you have explosives! Unluckily, the building has a Nuculear Warhead inside. So be quick!!
ACT 7 :   ESCAPE!!!
Jump off the left side of the building facing the battlefeild into the portal to get out of there.
ACT 8 :   OH COME ON!!!
You've managed to get teleported to The Land Of The Epics. With one grenade as company. Oh dear.
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