Sporistics
Cow-tastic Park / Analysis
By CapnSnuffles
08/05/2009 - 01:54:21
Type: No genre adventure
Rating: 0.23 (Not rated)
Basic info
Intro message:
In an attempt to find some amusement in park form, you travel to many galaxies in search of the perfect place.
In an attempt to find some amusement in park form, you travel to many galaxies in search of the perfect place.
Win message:
You leave, deciding this is NOT a good source of entertainment. The park got closed after being deemed a safety hazard. Oh well, same thing would have happened if you had lost.
You leave, deciding this is NOT a good source of entertainment. The park got closed after being deemed a safety hazard. Oh well, same thing would have happened if you had lost.
Lose message:
And with the 5th recorded death on its property, Cow-tastic park went out of business. Oh well, same thing would have happened if you had won.
And with the 5th recorded death on its property, Cow-tastic park went out of business. Oh well, same thing would have happened if you had won.
Acts
ACT 1 : Planet of the Cows
A planet entirely inhabited by cows! See if you can find anyone else.
A planet entirely inhabited by cows! See if you can find anyone else.
ACT 2 : The Cow
You better run. That cow looks pretty hungry.
You better run. That cow looks pretty hungry.
ACT 3 : Running Through the Pits
There is only one way to go. Down.
There is only one way to go. Down.
ACT 4 : A Great Escape
You showed that pile of hamburger meat who's boss!
You showed that pile of hamburger meat who's boss!
ACT 5 : The Ox
Keep runnin'.
Keep runnin'.
ACT 6 : The Swamp
Gotta' pass through the swamp before you can get out.
Gotta' pass through the swamp before you can get out.
ACT 7 : Cow-tastic Park
Here is where the magic happens.
Here is where the magic happens.
ACT 8 : Crap
Huh.
Huh.
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