Sporistics
Valley Defender (spoof) / Analysis
By kamitue
12/21/2009 - 03:07:12
Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
The Mari Leader, War mongral, has sent for your help in defeating the army of peace. That make almost no sense when you think about it. The "'army,"' a military body of destruction, of "'peace"'
The Mari Leader, War mongral, has sent for your help in defeating the army of peace. That make almost no sense when you think about it. The "'army,"' a military body of destruction, of "'peace"'
Win message:
You destroyed the Peace Army! You helped the army of war against all odds! well...not exactly. Those birds owned the enimies army.
You destroyed the Peace Army! You helped the army of war against all odds! well...not exactly. Those birds owned the enimies army.
Lose message:
You died. Now peace and war will be forever at conflict.
You died. Now peace and war will be forever at conflict.
Acts
ACT 1 : War mongral.
Talk to the War mongral. I don't know why, but do it anyways. And hurry! Don't look at the pretty birds, RUN!
Talk to the War mongral. I don't know why, but do it anyways. And hurry! Don't look at the pretty birds, RUN!
ACT 2 : First Battle.
All their base are belong to us. But first, destroy their "'things."' To do this I would recommend going through the side valley, but feel free for the suicide attempt. I need a good laugh.
All their base are belong to us. But first, destroy their "'things."' To do this I would recommend going through the side valley, but feel free for the suicide attempt. I need a good laugh.
ACT 3 : The "'Things"' are distroyed!
Go back to the War mongral. Yep, that's right. Run ALL the way back through the battle zone or through the side valley to the first guy you talked to. A usless act if you ask me.
Go back to the War mongral. Yep, that's right. Run ALL the way back through the battle zone or through the side valley to the first guy you talked to. A usless act if you ask me.
ACT 4 : Help.
Sweet deal!! I love a good stew after doing very little work that appearently has a big impact, lets eat! Wait, you do got to talk to them first...
Sweet deal!! I love a good stew after doing very little work that appearently has a big impact, lets eat! Wait, you do got to talk to them first...
ACT 5 : Join the battle!
It's kinda creepy how they follow you like cattle to the slaughter. I wonder if you could....no, that wouldn't be right. Go destroy peace's leader.
It's kinda creepy how they follow you like cattle to the slaughter. I wonder if you could....no, that wouldn't be right. Go destroy peace's leader.
ACT 6 : Ending this battle.
Great! Now kill the enemy leader, the "'judicator."' Why still remains a mystery, but apparently those birds are still not doing anything.
Great! Now kill the enemy leader, the "'judicator."' Why still remains a mystery, but apparently those birds are still not doing anything.
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