Sporistics
Bobo Adventures! Roadrage / Analysis
By Spacechugney
12/22/2009 - 17:23:57
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 2.5 (Good)
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Intro message:
Welcome to a freeway! Very entertaining, isn't it?
Welcome to a freeway! Very entertaining, isn't it?
Win message:
Good work! You just did something that noone really cares about!
Good work! You just did something that noone really cares about!
Lose message:
Congratulations, the fate of MILLIONS depended on this mission, and you blow it. Now there is the blood of MILLIONS on your han- uh.... Asymmetrical feet? I don't know, you just failed, okay?
Congratulations, the fate of MILLIONS depended on this mission, and you blow it. Now there is the blood of MILLIONS on your han- uh.... Asymmetrical feet? I don't know, you just failed, okay?
Acts
ACT 1 : Helping Helps.
It appears that that an elderly goldfish needs some help! Perhaps you could assist the old, piscine fellow?
It appears that that an elderly goldfish needs some help! Perhaps you could assist the old, piscine fellow?
ACT 2 : Across the Sea of DEATH
... Well... then... helping a goldfish across the street shouldn't be... too hard... I mean, what, it's only dinosaurs!... and... oh... LANDMINES...
... Well... then... helping a goldfish across the street shouldn't be... too hard... I mean, what, it's only dinosaurs!... and... oh... LANDMINES...
ACT 3 : Helping Also Helps Unicorns.
... Of course, a unicorn also needs your help. How the hell could we have missed that!?
... Of course, a unicorn also needs your help. How the hell could we have missed that!?
ACT 4 : Back and Forth
Well, then. Looks like you got yourself another job on your hands. Just don't screw it up.
Well, then. Looks like you got yourself another job on your hands. Just don't screw it up.
ACT 5 : The Only Authority
Well, apparently, someone wants to complain to the authorities. THATS YOU. Also, you know what I've noticed? How did you even get here in the first place?
Well, apparently, someone wants to complain to the authorities. THATS YOU. Also, you know what I've noticed? How did you even get here in the first place?
ACT 6 : Killing an Llama
I mean, seriously! It's a freaking highway on some unknown, backwash planet in the middle of nowhere! For all we know, this may be HELL itself!... oh, would you lookitthat? A giant llama.
I mean, seriously! It's a freaking highway on some unknown, backwash planet in the middle of nowhere! For all we know, this may be HELL itself!... oh, would you lookitthat? A giant llama.
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