Sporistics
the Should't-be-played adventure / Analysis

By kamitue
02/01/2010 - 03:06:11

Type: Story adventure
Rating: 1.46 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
You've been called down to help the peacefull nation of Aliens on the moon from a 'physco' mennace.
Win message:
Woot! You got a hovercar! Wait...your spaceship can't fit this in its cargo bay.... (no one was hurt in the making of this adventure...they where hurt in the execution.)
Lose message:
lol...fail
Acts
ACT 1 :   Helping the cause
Lets find out what is going on here.
ACT 2 :   Two problems.
So there is two problems we have to worry about. One is an invasion on earth, and the other is an invasion on the moon. Lets try to solve this invasion diplomatically.
ACT 3 :   No worries
Wow...they weren't kidding when they said you'd be dealing with phyco's. Well, there is only one way to destroy an army...big explosions...what around here can explode?
ACT 4 :   Run away!
Explosion on the rise, run away!
ACT 5 :   There is goes
There goes the robot army...talk about easy. Wait...How did they survive that!
ACT 6 :   A sulute to the loss
Well, that solve all our problems. Now just have to stop the aliens from invading Earth...Peacefull nation my left arm.
ACT 7 :   Hememony
Im sick of this term "'Hegemony."' What does it mean anyways? Well, guess we'll do what we always do in these scenario's....resort to violence.
ACT 8 :   Car Jacking.
Well, your a hero of another pointless adventure. Now....how do you get out of here? Those hovercars look cool enough...
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