Sporistics / War of the Memes / Analysis

By walrusface
03/08/2010 - 00:03:33

Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0.09 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Welcome to the lovely... whoa! This isn't lovely!Son... I am disappoint. Talk to the ninjas, they should know what to do. They're cooler, anyways.

Win message:
Yay! You win! You know what the best part is? The forecast tomorrow calls for chocolate rain! Yay!

Lose message:
Epic Fail. What is this I don't even.

ACT 1 : A Tale of Two Base Camps
Talk to the two leaders of the opposing forces; talk to the Sensei first. I hope they made lotsa spaghetti!

ACT 2 : Live Man's Chest
Get the captain's booty; my boy!

ACT 3 : Captain's Orders
I hope the captain's happy, now that he has his booty. What is this I don't even?

ACT 4 : Enter the Lizard
Give the Ninja Death Threats to the Captain, or or YOU WILL DIE!

ACT 5 : 2000: A Time Oddessey
So, I guess you should find that Time Cube thing.

ACT 6 : Call Waiting of Cthulhu
Bring the Time Cube to the Beach. Can't let you do that, Starfox.

ACT 7 : 2011 3/4
Hurry! Talk to the Pirate Captain without getting killed!

ACT 8 : Carriages of Fire
Yes! You win! You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!