Sporistics
Basic info
Intro message:
Welcome to a very cold planet. You can call it VeryColdia if you want. It doesn't really have a name. The Yuks call it Home but that's a silly name for a planet. You want creativity? Midgard.
Welcome to a very cold planet. You can call it VeryColdia if you want. It doesn't really have a name. The Yuks call it Home but that's a silly name for a planet. You want creativity? Midgard.
Win message:
After an episode of everyone sucking, we are now close to the Season Finale. The Season Finale will arrive shortly. Here's a sneak peek: "'TIME ITSELF WILL ARRIVE AT DAWN AND STRIKE ALL!"'
After an episode of everyone sucking, we are now close to the Season Finale. The Season Finale will arrive shortly. Here's a sneak peek: "'TIME ITSELF WILL ARRIVE AT DAWN AND STRIKE ALL!"'
Lose message:
Finish this episode to find out about the Season Finale.
Finish this episode to find out about the Season Finale.
Acts
ACT 1 : Meet the team
Ooooh, Power Suits...
Ooooh, Power Suits...
ACT 2 : Get em on the field of battle
Social skills required. Sorry trolls!
Social skills required. Sorry trolls!
ACT 3 : The City of Yuk
It's named after the inhabitants. Yeah, they're not very original.
It's named after the inhabitants. Yeah, they're not very original.
ACT 4 : Infiltration
Remember that episode? One of my favs. Episode 1. Anyways, go and speak to a Yuk.
Remember that episode? One of my favs. Episode 1. Anyways, go and speak to a Yuk.
ACT 5 : Unlock the doors
Save the Yeti dudes.
Save the Yeti dudes.
ACT 6 : Grenades?
They had grenades in that cell? Those Yuks suck.
They had grenades in that cell? Those Yuks suck.
ACT 7 : Hi, leader.
Wait. They keep a bomb in their HQ? Which suck more? The Yuk or the Zevatre? Comment.
Wait. They keep a bomb in their HQ? Which suck more? The Yuk or the Zevatre? Comment.
ACT 8 : Or do you suck?
Arming a bomb for 20 seconds? Comment if you think that you suck more.
Arming a bomb for 20 seconds? Comment if you think that you suck more.
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