Sporistics
Get off my lawn 3 Massacre / Analysis

By havok77
07/23/2010 - 18:53:50

Type: Defend adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
WOW. Thats a LOT of animal crap on his lawn. I think you know what he wants you to do...
Win message:
Congradulations! You killed defensless animals in a slow, painful way for money. I hope you can sleep tonight.
Lose message:
How did you fail? You must be that good captain who's afraid to get his hands dirty.
Acts
ACT 1 :   A angry Man and his lawn
Great. Your landing made a dead spot on his lawn. NOW hes gunna be pissed. Looks like vermin have infested his lawn. Go over and talk to him.
ACT 2 :   Purger's emporium of lawn care
There's only one place to look for animal removal products. Purger's emporium of lawn care! It would a good idea to check there first.
ACT 3 :   Transport
Got to mr. Dalkirion's next door neihbor's house. the package should arive there. hehe.
ACT 4 :   A detour in the plan
the animals aren't going in...How can we get them to? Mr. Dalkirion looks like he has a plan.
ACT 5 :   A Diversoin for dogs
Well, I know he HATES cats but will he honestly make me kill dogs? Or something worse?
ACT 6 :   
All thats left to get rid of are those stupid little yellow things. (most pokemon fans should quit the adventure now by clicking the "'exit adventure button"'. don't say i didn't warn you....
ACT 7 :   
Peek-at-you! (from inside a wood chipper!! =P
ACT 8 :   Animals Mulched
Did you really win? Heck no! You just killed like 5 animals the most bruttally way possible!!! Shame on you!
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