Sporistics
Basic info
Intro message:
Suicidal, you are. Kill yourself by jumping from the top of the atmosphere!
Suicidal, you are. Kill yourself by jumping from the top of the atmosphere!
Win message:
You had second thoughts about dying.
You had second thoughts about dying.
Lose message:
Good job! You killed yourself! But. . .uh, you weren't supposed to.
Good job! You killed yourself! But. . .uh, you weren't supposed to.
Acts
ACT 1 : Jump!
Try and impale yourself on the pointy rocks below.
Try and impale yourself on the pointy rocks below.
ACT 2 : Ouch.
Wow. That didn't kill you. How on EARTH did that not kill you!? You'd better hobble over to the hospital. That's a lot of blood.
Wow. That didn't kill you. How on EARTH did that not kill you!? You'd better hobble over to the hospital. That's a lot of blood.
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