Sporistics
Jinky Military Sim 1 / Analysis
By TheLightbulb
07/08/2011 - 03:14:22
Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0.08 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Targets:Two rank four captains, one at a time.Health(all):Normal.Location:VR Box.Weapons:You think we give a (CENSORED) if you use a sharp stick or not?!
Targets:Two rank four captains, one at a time.Health(all):Normal.Location:VR Box.Weapons:You think we give a (CENSORED) if you use a sharp stick or not?!
Win message:
Simulation is a success. Withdrawing promising test unit.
Simulation is a success. Withdrawing promising test unit.
Lose message:
Simulation is dead. Ejecting failure.(You think the simulation is wrong about the failure bit? HAH! Prove it, you bawky bawk bawk, overglorified chicken king!!)
Simulation is dead. Ejecting failure.(You think the simulation is wrong about the failure bit? HAH! Prove it, you bawky bawk bawk, overglorified chicken king!!)
Acts
ACT 1 : Right into the action.
Soldier, why are you reading, when you should be (CENSORED) MOVING YOUR (CENSORED)(CENSORED)?!!
Soldier, why are you reading, when you should be (CENSORED) MOVING YOUR (CENSORED)(CENSORED)?!!
ACT 2 : Intermission
Glad to know you aren't a flop. Don't rest your (censored) too easy though, bub.
Glad to know you aren't a flop. Don't rest your (censored) too easy though, bub.
ACT 3 : Resume
What are you, soldier? A (CENSORED) LIBRARIAN?!
What are you, soldier? A (CENSORED) LIBRARIAN?!
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