Sporistics
Near Impossible Agility Test / Analysis
By TheLightbulb
07/24/2011 - 04:07:01
Type: Puzzle adventure
Rating: 0.05 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
If you're one of those people who downrates and whines, leave now. If you're a determined, experienced gamer who knows what they're doing, have fun in this near impossible mission and enjoy!
If you're one of those people who downrates and whines, leave now. If you're a determined, experienced gamer who knows what they're doing, have fun in this near impossible mission and enjoy!
Win message:
COOONGRATULATIONS!! You have proven your supremecy over agile, fluid movement and reflexes!! Enjoy your well earned sporepoints!! And no, I will not pay your cloning vat bill.
COOONGRATULATIONS!! You have proven your supremecy over agile, fluid movement and reflexes!! Enjoy your well earned sporepoints!! And no, I will not pay your cloning vat bill.
Lose message:
I DARE YOU to keep trying! Don't exit or cuss/swear, and DON'T throw your computer! Truly the only loss a captain can ever have missionwise, is becoming a boneless, sore loser of a downrater.
I DARE YOU to keep trying! Don't exit or cuss/swear, and DON'T throw your computer! Truly the only loss a captain can ever have missionwise, is becoming a boneless, sore loser of a downrater.
Acts
ACT 1 : Air Manueverability
Utilize any and all capable movement skills to hover, fly, rocket, and/or glide past mines, to the next jump pad, and hopefully you're not still reading this or chances are you're in the lava.
Utilize any and all capable movement skills to hover, fly, rocket, and/or glide past mines, to the next jump pad, and hopefully you're not still reading this or chances are you're in the lava.
ACT 2 : Ground Manueverability
Dodge ground based mines, use any and all skills to increase movement, gather the required objects, aim for the goal, and QUIT READING THIS!! MAKES YOU GO SLOWER!!
Dodge ground based mines, use any and all skills to increase movement, gather the required objects, aim for the goal, and QUIT READING THIS!! MAKES YOU GO SLOWER!!
ACT 3 : Incoming Projectile Dodging
Use all your skills and reflexes to dodge the incoming disaster from above. If you have none, run screaming and hope you live! Plus, if your still reading this, chances are you're dead by now.
Use all your skills and reflexes to dodge the incoming disaster from above. If you have none, run screaming and hope you live! Plus, if your still reading this, chances are you're dead by now.
ACT 4 : Incoming hostile Vehicles
You see those gems? You love those gems... as they sit there all beautiful,... valueble,... and powerful. Those cars don't want you getting gems. Dodge Them. Get gems. WIN!! Stop reading now.
You see those gems? You love those gems... as they sit there all beautiful,... valueble,... and powerful. Those cars don't want you getting gems. Dodge Them. Get gems. WIN!! Stop reading now.
ACT 5 : Sliding Hell
You slide tunnel, dodge mines, pick up speeds, hit swirly jump, make good time. You win trophy. You somehow feel better about yourself for some odd reason.
You slide tunnel, dodge mines, pick up speeds, hit swirly jump, make good time. You win trophy. You somehow feel better about yourself for some odd reason.
ACT 6 : Timed Twisted Balance Beam
You like straight lines? Love timeless, relaxed, leasurely travels? To Sporedang, spoffin' bad, BUB!! You've just wasted 18-1 seconds reading this. Congratulations.
You like straight lines? Love timeless, relaxed, leasurely travels? To Sporedang, spoffin' bad, BUB!! You've just wasted 18-1 seconds reading this. Congratulations.
ACT 7 : Target Practice
Beautiful view, ain't it? And that is one tiny target. Dang.
Beautiful view, ain't it? And that is one tiny target. Dang.
ACT 8 : VICTORY!!
THIS you may read without worry:If you're somebody who's ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED, then I cannot have made this mission hard enough, or you're just that good at this! Either way, CONGRATULATIONS!!
THIS you may read without worry:If you're somebody who's ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED, then I cannot have made this mission hard enough, or you're just that good at this! Either way, CONGRATULATIONS!!
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