Sporistics
Break Away Arena / Analysis

By kamitue
08/15/2011 - 22:11:16

Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0.15 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
You've accepted a mission by a proffeseur Hogwash shinledom who claims to have a Ph.D in madness. He also left you a note saying: "'It is in your best intrest not to use Missles. lawlzors!"'
Win message:
Oh yeah! You and your badself! Get your dance on! Laugh at Shidledom! Who rocks? You rock!
Lose message:
You died! But your not a pansy. Your not a weakling. Your going to try again! Your not going to play it in edit mode because your a loser, your going to do it as an adventure like a man!
Acts
ACT 1 :   When Fruits attack
Ah! Fruit are attacking! Defend yourself! Kill them!
ACT 2 :   Lets meet a madman
Who would have the odacity to attack you with fruits! I mean, really. I almost killed myself there with a missle! Bah, lets meet him and get this annoying battle music turned off.
ACT 3 :   This looks ugly
If those creatures have missle launchers, then when the get close they can destroy the flooring! You must find a way to kill them from a distance before they reach you!
ACT 4 :   Elitest Jerks
Man, that was hard! Im glad I found out how to do that before they killed me like a man instead of wussing out and using the Strat-a-tron 4000 to figure out the answer (like a wimp would).
ACT 5 :   the WHAT?
They are sending a laser weilding death machine at me! What did I do!? This is insane! Alright, lets do this, how hard can it be?
ACT 6 :   Boastfull thirds
Take that Mr. Mad-man! This captain here just killed your Platform destroyer! What are you going to do now? I don't know because I didn't read the Strat-a-tron 4000 like noobs would.
ACT 7 :   This is going to be ugly
Ah, bombling attack from behind! You have to get rid that thing ASAP!
ACT 8 :   Confession time!
Ok, Ok. Maybe I DID read the strat-a-tron 4000. And it is POSSIBLE that I just did it in edit mode. So im what if im a wuss? The wuss beat the adventure!
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