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Intro message:
You where flying by when you heard a battle raging on below. Remembering that you still need 6,203 hours of community service from that one "'incident,"' you figure you should help out.
You where flying by when you heard a battle raging on below. Remembering that you still need 6,203 hours of community service from that one "'incident,"' you figure you should help out.
Win message:
You completed 15 minutes of your community service! With Winterwars2012 comming up in 1 year, you'll finish sometime before the end of the universe.
You completed 15 minutes of your community service! With Winterwars2012 comming up in 1 year, you'll finish sometime before the end of the universe.
Lose message:
Should've known the goverment officials where watching you, making sure you behaved.
Should've known the goverment officials where watching you, making sure you behaved.
Acts
ACT 1 : War Games
This would've an easier if you helped from orbit, but every second here is a second away from your Ex so you figure you should land and figure out whats going on here.
This would've an easier if you helped from orbit, but every second here is a second away from your Ex so you figure you should land and figure out whats going on here.
ACT 2 : Super Fan!
Cross the minefield and destroy the fans that are keeping away the hovercrafts, but beware of mines!
Cross the minefield and destroy the fans that are keeping away the hovercrafts, but beware of mines!
ACT 3 : The Nerds brother...
Santa built a doomsday device? Has he gone insane! He must be stopped at all cost! Protect the geek (You can beat him up for money AFTER the world is safe.)
Santa built a doomsday device? Has he gone insane! He must be stopped at all cost! Protect the geek (You can beat him up for money AFTER the world is safe.)
ACT 4 : A little white lie...
Looks like they have an ifiltration mission for you
Looks like they have an ifiltration mission for you
ACT 5 : Are you freaking kidding me.
An official of Winterwars 2011? What in the world is he doing here! Oh noes, if he's here that must mean...
An official of Winterwars 2011? What in the world is he doing here! Oh noes, if he's here that must mean...
ACT 6 : Playing both hands
Find out what you have to do for your *Shudders* contract.
Find out what you have to do for your *Shudders* contract.
ACT 7 : Final Battle
Finall, no fans. No tricks. Just me, alone, against an army of undead creatures. Well, me and an invincable 50 foot walrus.
Finall, no fans. No tricks. Just me, alone, against an army of undead creatures. Well, me and an invincable 50 foot walrus.
ACT 8 : Gotta bail
A tree angel! I wonder what she must have to tell me.
A tree angel! I wonder what she must have to tell me.
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