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Clark and Stanley hate dying / Analysis
By rowinboy
07/13/2012 - 18:54:03
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
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Basic info
Intro message:
Hre we are, on a random planet with no trees anywhere, yet we're still able to breath. Huh. Well find out why Clark's in that cage.
Hre we are, on a random planet with no trees anywhere, yet we're still able to breath. Huh. Well find out why Clark's in that cage.
Win message:
By the way, I don't mean to offend anybody who really is adopted. It's just a joke.
By the way, I don't mean to offend anybody who really is adopted. It's just a joke.
Lose message:
Are you a wizard?
Are you a wizard?
Acts
ACT 1 : Clark is angry.
See what's wrong. Or I will murder your family.
See what's wrong. Or I will murder your family.
ACT 2 : Clark is still angry.
Get Clark food. Or I will murder your family.
Get Clark food. Or I will murder your family.
ACT 3 : Clark is impolite.
See what Clark thinks about the food. Or I will murder your family.
See what Clark thinks about the food. Or I will murder your family.
ACT 4 : Clark is eating the food.
Why are you reading this?
Why are you reading this?
ACT 5 : Clark is being impatient.
It's not like I'm gonna tell a joke.
It's not like I'm gonna tell a joke.
ACT 6 : Clark is hungry.
Ok fine. My friend, David, lost his ID.
Ok fine. My friend, David, lost his ID.
ACT 7 : Clark is a fat lard.
NOW WE JUST CALL HIM DAV! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABUTTWAGONSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOW WE JUST CALL HIM DAV! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABUTTWAGONSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ACT 8 : Conclusion:
Heart attacks are bad....Who still plays Clark and Stanley adventures anyways?
Heart attacks are bad....Who still plays Clark and Stanley adventures anyways?
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