Sporistics
Bad Heir Day / Analysis
By neonplanet
01/18/2013 - 17:44:31
Type: Defend adventure
Rating: 0.03 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Greetings, Captain! This is Gilzan IV, the planet with hair-obsessed inhabitants. While you're here, you may want to get a haircut. It'll look much better than... whatever THAT is.
Greetings, Captain! This is Gilzan IV, the planet with hair-obsessed inhabitants. While you're here, you may want to get a haircut. It'll look much better than... whatever THAT is.
Win message:
Great job, Captain! But seriously, you didn't even consider getting a haircut before you left? Have you SEEN yourself in the mirror!?
Great job, Captain! But seriously, you didn't even consider getting a haircut before you left? Have you SEEN yourself in the mirror!?
Lose message:
I think I know why you failed. It's the terrible haircut. Seriously, man, you need to get that fixed.
I think I know why you failed. It's the terrible haircut. Seriously, man, you need to get that fixed.
Acts
ACT 1 : I Dub Thee Bald
The Prince of Gilzan IV wishes to speak with you! Man, he looks irate! It would be best to not keep him waiting.
The Prince of Gilzan IV wishes to speak with you! Man, he looks irate! It would be best to not keep him waiting.
ACT 2 : The Search
Time to find a solution to the Prince's problems. May as well start with the guy who caused them.
Time to find a solution to the Prince's problems. May as well start with the guy who caused them.
ACT 3 : The Time has Come
Take the capsule back to the king! Your location has been revealed to him, and he shall meet you between here and the city.
Take the capsule back to the king! Your location has been revealed to him, and he shall meet you between here and the city.
ACT 4 : OH SWEET SPODE!
Good Lord! This isn't even close to what we wanted to happen!
Good Lord! This isn't even close to what we wanted to happen!
ACT 5 : Hair Don'ts
This would probably look really weird out of context. Wait, scratch that, it looks weird in context too.
This would probably look really weird out of context. Wait, scratch that, it looks weird in context too.
ACT 6 : It Never Ends!
There's just too many of these things! Better head back towards the castle. Perhaps you can convince Gantas to join in on the fight!
There's just too many of these things! Better head back towards the castle. Perhaps you can convince Gantas to join in on the fight!
ACT 7 : From Bad to Worse
Take down the Hairspawn Overlord! And don't take off without Gantas; he'll lead the way after he's done cheering.
Take down the Hairspawn Overlord! And don't take off without Gantas; he'll lead the way after he's done cheering.
ACT 8 : Closing Words
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