Sporistics
Pyrric 'Victory' / Analysis
By SooperWalrus
01/20/2013 - 20:32:14
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.2 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
What a nice iceball you've beamed down on. Better finish up this mission fast, so you can go home to a nice, warm cup of spice-tea.
What a nice iceball you've beamed down on. Better finish up this mission fast, so you can go home to a nice, warm cup of spice-tea.
Win message:
Truly a lackluster day. No pay, many dead, and a lot of fingers pointed at you. But nothing that happened was your fault. It was all coincidental... right?
Truly a lackluster day. No pay, many dead, and a lot of fingers pointed at you. But nothing that happened was your fault. It was all coincidental... right?
Lose message:
You are killed and your ship is taken by the crazy man, who wreaks havoc on the known universe.
You are killed and your ship is taken by the crazy man, who wreaks havoc on the known universe.
Acts
ACT 1 : Bbbrrr....
Wish the description had warned of the temperature. Ah, well. At least you beamed down close to whatever destination there is.
Wish the description had warned of the temperature. Ah, well. At least you beamed down close to whatever destination there is.
ACT 2 : ?
That doesn't make any sense. Distress call signals are designed so they can't be made on accident. They can only be produced by able hands.
That doesn't make any sense. Distress call signals are designed so they can't be made on accident. They can only be produced by able hands.
ACT 3 : Asshat...
You are by no means an errand monkey, but pay will have to be weaseled out of these guys one way or another. What a waste of time.
You are by no means an errand monkey, but pay will have to be weaseled out of these guys one way or another. What a waste of time.
ACT 4 : !
What the hell are those things? Open fire!
What the hell are those things? Open fire!
ACT 5 : What the HELL was that?
Did that Pyrran Captain set you up? That bastard! He's going to be paying at least double what he was before!
Did that Pyrran Captain set you up? That bastard! He's going to be paying at least double what he was before!
ACT 6 : No comment
What a complete...
What a complete...
ACT 7 : Incoming!
Well, this mission's been a bust. Big robot! Kill it! Kill it!
Well, this mission's been a bust. Big robot! Kill it! Kill it!
ACT 8 : Whew...
Thank god that's over. Better go talk to that idiot Captain again.
Thank god that's over. Better go talk to that idiot Captain again.
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