Sporistics
Llama Heaven / Analysis

By VEGBUG1
03/06/2013 - 22:18:02

Type: Story adventure
Rating: -0.02 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
You died slipping in the shower; you are now entering the afterlife.
Win message:
As you enter the next (and hopefully correct,) afterlife, you find the urge to dance over the rubble of Llama Heaven; you truly are a sick individual.
Lose message:
Your mission a miserable failure, you have been condemned to an eternity in the burning spitwad of Llama Hell.
Acts
ACT 1 :   The Golden Gates
You died slipping in the shower, and you are now entering heaven. Talk to the gatekeeper.
ACT 2 :   Wait a minute...
My Spode... this is a heaven for LLAMAS!!!! Talk to the locals and see if there's any way to fix this horrid problem.
ACT 3 :   Deal with the Devil
Revenge for being trapped in this idiotic llama wonderland? Absolutely! Make your way to Llama Hell.
ACT 4 :   Key to the Demon Prison
You don't have time for morals or mercy! Kill the gatekeeper and grab that key!
ACT 5 :   Revolution
You've freed Diablo and the LLama Demon Horde! Talk to Diablo before the massacre begins.
ACT 6 :   Llama Chops
SWEET, SWEET REVENGE! KILL THEM ALL!
ACT 7 :   Freedom
You've done it! You've eradicated Llama Heaven of its happy and intellectually lacking inhabitants!
ACT 8 :   Destruction
BURN, LLAMA HEAVEN, BURN!!!
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