Sporistics / Miralynn's Maze 3 / Analysis

By STUPIDOO
08/12/2013 - 23:03:08

Type: Puzzle adventure
Rating: -0.08 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
You've arrived at Miralynn's new maze, with nothing but yourself, two other idiots, a note that says "'Have an a-MAZE-ing time!"' and an empty can of whipped cream.

Win message:
So, will someone win the 14th Annual Big Lava Swim? Probably not, as the main purpose of the event is to weed out the galactic imbeciles.

Lose message:
"'Super Pudgy Disco"' will be the main song at your funeral.

ACT 1 : Well
Whipped cream? Random. Maybe it will play an important role later on.

ACT 2 : The hell?
Whoever designed the hair on that thing really was off.

ACT 3 : So that's it?
Well on that note, start walking!

ACT 4 : Hmmm
Looks like you're back to Step 1. You should really be questioning exactly how sober Miralynn is...

ACT 5 : Okay
This is getting ridiculously stupid. Maybe the scroll will now reveal something? PLEASE DO GOALS IN ORDER.

ACT 6 : Candy Shop
Well, with Gamma's GPS activated, this is nothing more than a really boring swim.

ACT 7 : Uhhh
Things escalated quickly. This town likes cream in a can!

ACT 8 : The Town
As usual you end up having to kill a bunch of lunatics before they kill you...