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Clark n' Stanley VS Chuck Norris / Analysis
By dustyroads1661
01/07/2014 - 02:27:56
Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Oh my god! It's Chuck Norris! Get his autograph, get- oh. Clark and Stanley are there too. Slowly back away about 2,000,000 light years. And stay there.
Oh my god! It's Chuck Norris! Get his autograph, get- oh. Clark and Stanley are there too. Slowly back away about 2,000,000 light years. And stay there.
Win message:
Ok, so another fact about Chuck Norris: Do NOT call him Chucky. Or... that happens.
Ok, so another fact about Chuck Norris: Do NOT call him Chucky. Or... that happens.
Lose message:
Chuck Norris DISapproves you. And when Chuck Norris DISapproves, whatever he DISapproves will never be seen on this planet. Or anywhere else. So... yeah. Have fun with that.
Chuck Norris DISapproves you. And when Chuck Norris DISapproves, whatever he DISapproves will never be seen on this planet. Or anywhere else. So... yeah. Have fun with that.
Acts
ACT 1 : The Legendary Chuck Norris!
They're asking him a bunch of questions, and Chuck Norris looks like he's getting aggravated. You might wanna back away before things get out of hand. Because they will.
They're asking him a bunch of questions, and Chuck Norris looks like he's getting aggravated. You might wanna back away before things get out of hand. Because they will.
ACT 2 : Oh my god...
It's the legendary Chuck Norris in action! Stare in awe at his magestic BICEPS! Watch in amazment at his bodacius BEARD!
It's the legendary Chuck Norris in action! Stare in awe at his magestic BICEPS! Watch in amazment at his bodacius BEARD!
ACT 3 : Heated Chase
You don't outrun Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris outruns you! But in this case, he'll just summon lava from under the ground.
You don't outrun Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris outruns you! But in this case, he'll just summon lava from under the ground.
ACT 4 : KAAAMEEEHAAAMEEE...
No! No one has survived that move! But then again, no one has survived Chuck Norris: The worst disaster of them all. He has made entire universes collapse on each other!
No! No one has survived that move! But then again, no one has survived Chuck Norris: The worst disaster of them all. He has made entire universes collapse on each other!
ACT 5 : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
THE FULL FORCE OF CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! FEEL HIS WRATH OF DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND LOW CALORIE ICE CREAM! Wait, what?
THE FULL FORCE OF CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! FEEL HIS WRATH OF DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND LOW CALORIE ICE CREAM! Wait, what?
ACT 6 : Finishing Move
Chuck Norris always gets the last word in! Just like he always gets his FINAL DEATH BLOW PERSONAL!
Chuck Norris always gets the last word in! Just like he always gets his FINAL DEATH BLOW PERSONAL!
ACT 7 : Whooaa...
You just witnessed a morsal- just a mere morsal- of what Chuck Norris can do. Speak to him with caution, and start running if he rips his shirt off again.
You just witnessed a morsal- just a mere morsal- of what Chuck Norris can do. Speak to him with caution, and start running if he rips his shirt off again.
ACT 8 : Alls Well That Ends Well
Chuck Norris has ascended back up to the heavens, your still alive, but poor Clark and Stanley had they're entire beings of existance wiped off the face of the galaxy.
Chuck Norris has ascended back up to the heavens, your still alive, but poor Clark and Stanley had they're entire beings of existance wiped off the face of the galaxy.
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