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Chuck Norris Rules All / Analysis
By dustyroads1661
06/20/2014 - 23:47:11
Type: Attack adventure
Rating: -1 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
You are the legendary god of manliness, Chuck Norris! You decide to go out for a midnight stroll, maybe roundhouse kick some people, but something stands in your way.
You are the legendary god of manliness, Chuck Norris! You decide to go out for a midnight stroll, maybe roundhouse kick some people, but something stands in your way.
Win message:
Chuck Norris will be back in the morning... and he will get vengence on the cops...Then the military...Then the world!
Chuck Norris will be back in the morning... and he will get vengence on the cops...Then the military...Then the world!
Lose message:
WHAT?!?! How could you die as freaking CHUCK NORRIS? What kinda Captain are you?(Just kidding, but seriously though... how?)
WHAT?!?! How could you die as freaking CHUCK NORRIS? What kinda Captain are you?(Just kidding, but seriously though... how?)
Acts
ACT 1 : Who Dares Knock at my Door?
It's that stupid guy who thinks he's better than Chuck Norris. He has been bothering you for a week, so lets take him down for good this time.
It's that stupid guy who thinks he's better than Chuck Norris. He has been bothering you for a week, so lets take him down for good this time.
ACT 2 : A Midnight Stroll
now that the arrogent mortal is dead, take a stroll down the road and let the peaceful nature soak in. (PS: Look up)
now that the arrogent mortal is dead, take a stroll down the road and let the peaceful nature soak in. (PS: Look up)
ACT 3 : Cheese it, it's the fuzz!
Mere mortals are no match for the awesome powers of Chuck Norris. Use your fists of fury and roundhouse kicks of rage to kill all who apose you! You are a GOD!
Mere mortals are no match for the awesome powers of Chuck Norris. Use your fists of fury and roundhouse kicks of rage to kill all who apose you! You are a GOD!
ACT 4 : Rush Over
Chuck Norris never gets a proper challenge... oh well. Stop by the diner and get something to drink to refuel your awesome powers.
Chuck Norris never gets a proper challenge... oh well. Stop by the diner and get something to drink to refuel your awesome powers.
ACT 5 : Hmm...
Something isn't right here. Why is the bartender not holding a 6-pack? You need that 6-pack now!
Something isn't right here. Why is the bartender not holding a 6-pack? You need that 6-pack now!
ACT 6 : Destroy All Mortals!
You need to get rid of as many witnesses as you can! The less the better! After you've finished them, make a break for the hover vehicle thingy!
You need to get rid of as many witnesses as you can! The less the better! After you've finished them, make a break for the hover vehicle thingy!
ACT 7 : We need to get out of here.
You need to get to your home, all these cops are soldiers are annoying. they can't set foot on Chuck Norris ground and not explode from absorbing the awesomeness.
You need to get to your home, all these cops are soldiers are annoying. they can't set foot on Chuck Norris ground and not explode from absorbing the awesomeness.
ACT 8 : We need to get out of here.
You need to get to your home, all these cops are soldiers are annoying. they can't set foot on Chuck Norris ground and not explode from absorbing the awesomeness.
You need to get to your home, all these cops are soldiers are annoying. they can't set foot on Chuck Norris ground and not explode from absorbing the awesomeness.
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