Sporistics
Explore! Comedy! FIGHT! / Analysis

By SwiftT1
08/01/2014 - 04:23:26

Type: Explore adventure
Rating: 2.05 (Good)

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Intro message:
You seem to have awoken by a knocked over truck, and you are bleeding... whats on the other side of this lot? hmm? can you remember anything? NOPE cuz I'm the boss of this GA. Amnesia!
Acts
ACT 1 :   Rude antics.
it seems you were being very rude to the dead guys over there. or you tried to save em? who knows. Only turds. Oh MY GOODNESS THERES BLOOD AND OMG@! *faints
ACT 2 :   Gentlemen never tell lies.
unless of course you are a scrapeh- what? oh its Scrap? oh oops. unless you are a "'Scrap"' pirate. those guys smell. talk about bad hygiene.
ACT 3 :   I heard there was zombies....
they are pretty easy to find. its like finding glowy red stuff stuck to your foot. Everyone knows glowy red stuff is bad, i mean, It Glows for crying out loud.
ACT 4 :   This is some pretty bad stuff.
The amount of zombies in that horde over there is some real Bullsh- um stuff. anyways will you survive untill the end? will you find the other missions? have you found them? We shall see......
ACT 5 :   Spoiler.
Wow man, i just did some youtube research and this GA has other survivors like you that can ally with you. Oh did i just spoil it? sorry i cant help it.
ACT 6 :   10 extra minutes.
Did you find all the stuff? did you collect everything? if you didn't i've given you ten minutes without scrap pirates.
ACT 7 :   The Infinite act!
Explore to your wits end, just don't st on my dandelions. and be nice to the rock. by now you've probably gotten sick of no music so here.
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