Sporistics
Boss Battle- Doctor Evilstein / Analysis

By 101Gamer
06/27/2016 - 13:49:34

Type: Attack adventure
Rating: 0.01 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
I don't know what to write here so I'll simply type the longest word in the dictionary: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Or you could just call it Silicosis if you're a casual.
Win message:
You might as well head off to Space Burger yourself. Or don't. I can't control what you do after this adventure. Conduct a genocide or become a lawyer and see if I care!
Lose message:
Oh no! Now the Imperials will have to come in here and kill him themselves! Oh the horror!-Tips for the fight: The minions have a slow respawn rate and Evilstein sometimes travels clockwise.
Acts
ACT 1 :   Introduction
Alright, time for another adventure. First you're going to do this thing than another thing. And maybe this other thing. But not that thing. We don't speak of that thing.
ACT 2 :   In the Factory
Okay, you're in evil guy central! Time to ruthlessly slaughter everybody who serves him and demolish all of his property! Wait, does it make you feel bad when I word it that way? Go be a hero!
ACT 3 :   Stupid Villians
This guy is spelling out everything for you! How does he expect this to end for him if he does that?
ACT 4 :   Time for a Boss Fight
Time for this adventure to actually live up to it's title! Hopefully this guy also explains how to beat him in the boss fight. SPOLIER ALRERT: He does
ACT 5 :   Fight!
Hey did you know that it's illegal to make a fish drunk in Ohio? Wait, this text is probably distracting. Just focus on the fight. Ignore this. Are you ignoring it yet? How about now? Now?
ACT 6 :   Fight Some More!
Aaahhh! It's that song again and 101Gamer didn't even change the tempo. Anybody else sick of it? Fun Fact: The song's real name is Heaven's Warriors made by West One Music. Enthralling I know
ACT 7 :   The Real Evilstein Appears!
Looks like you were fighting another clone that had way more HP than the other ones. A genious plan! But now he's ruined it by coming out here where's he wide open for an attack. He tried.
ACT 8 :   Victory!
Cue the generic victory music! Oh and walk through that door with the shiny light to bask in your victory with the lazy Imperials.
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