Sporistics / The Bankrupt Zoo / Analysis

By killsimon
08/27/2016 - 21:58:55

Type: Quest adventure
Rating: -0.06 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Let's hope the buggy AI doesn't fuck up your experience. It surely fucked up mine.

Win message:
You succesfuly killed a bunch of innocent civilians. But at least you freed some Paddos! You are a true hero.

Lose message:
Oh no, you got completely wasted. Or the buggy AI broke the level completely. In that case, call Maxis customer service. I'm sure they won't be able to help you. Little shit.

ACT 1 :
Have a look around in the zoo. Be sure to visit every animal enclosure. There should be somewhere a guy named Hank. He's a Paddo.

ACT 2 :
Look for the key. The Paddo said you should check out the science facility. Find a way to get inside.

ACT 3 :
Shit! This is a restricted area! KILL THE GUARDS AND FIND THAT KEY! (If the game bugs and tells you they are friendly, use the grenade.)

ACT 4 :
Allright, you got the key! Go back to Hank and open the enclosure to free them!

ACT 5 :
The Nips must pay! Kill every innocent civilian.

ACT 6 :
It seems like Hank wants to talk!