Sporistics
When the World was White / Analysis

By flumpytripod
10/15/2016 - 22:16:51

Type: No genre adventure
Rating: -1 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Your search for the mouse criminal continues. It's been years since that incident back with the dingleberry and the whore(s), but you've finally gained enough info to track him down here.
Win message:
Well, that was that. I suppose you're closer to your goal of finding the mouse. I don't know why everyone thought you were from the jungle. You're a space alien...
Lose message:
Time's changing slowly, but surely, and its people like you that will make a difference. Your military success was a credit not only to you, but your race as well.
Acts
ACT 1 :   Stagecoach and Bacon
Here ya are, deep in the woods. It's cold, baby. Those lil' titties are tight. Uh oh, a carriage.
ACT 2 :   Long and Sticky
Here we are in the stagecoach. Whoa, lookit these cool cats, I mean pigs... I guess.
ACT 3 :   Crispy
What's this? B-O bellows from above, "'There's another fella out here, sir!"' Let's take a look. Get on outta the carriage.
ACT 4 :   To the Haberdashery
What a buncha fucks. Alone in th' snow again. Follow the carriage, I guess.
ACT 5 :   The Plot Thickens Like Soup
Your eyes survey the room. Then you notice the old gross guy in the chair. He seems so familiar. Something about The Mouse maybe?
ACT 6 :   The Soup
Suddenly, John Ploop falls over, dead! What's going on?!
ACT 7 :   Soup's Gettin' Hot
The Mexican's dead. All bets are off. Here come the others.
ACT 8 :   Soup's On!
Act Eight, Scene Hate.
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