Sporistics
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Intro message:
You beam down to the site, expecting the worst. Though you didn't arrive to a scene of guts and blood, what you get isn't much better.
You beam down to the site, expecting the worst. Though you didn't arrive to a scene of guts and blood, what you get isn't much better.
Win message:
Congratulations! You're now worth 15 more dollars!
Congratulations! You're now worth 15 more dollars!
Lose message:
Unfortunately, you leave the planet unpaid and unworthy.
Unfortunately, you leave the planet unpaid and unworthy.
Acts
ACT 1 : Council of Couch Cpotatoes
You beam down in response to the distress signal, in awe at the size of your contractor. Whoever this guy is, he looks like he might have meant business a few pounds ago.
You beam down in response to the distress signal, in awe at the size of your contractor. Whoever this guy is, he looks like he might have meant business a few pounds ago.
ACT 2 : Fatty &<>"' Fitty
Although you don't personally have the tools to fix a TV right with you, maybe those guys hanging around the shacks know a thing or two about TV repair.
Although you don't personally have the tools to fix a TV right with you, maybe those guys hanging around the shacks know a thing or two about TV repair.
ACT 3 : TV: ON
The TV is a bit brighter than you expected. Evidently it's brighter than Couch Tomato expected, too, since he looks furious. Maybe there's a setting somewhere on the TV.
The TV is a bit brighter than you expected. Evidently it's brighter than Couch Tomato expected, too, since he looks furious. Maybe there's a setting somewhere on the TV.
ACT 4 : TV: OFF
Well, it's not as bright now, right?
Well, it's not as bright now, right?
ACT 5 : Remote Controller
Only now do you fully regret taking on this job. BUT! Look on the bright side: this guy's paying you to fetch a remote.
Only now do you fully regret taking on this job. BUT! Look on the bright side: this guy's paying you to fetch a remote.
ACT 6 : Envious Sloth
You don't like the look on Couch Tomato's face. It reeks of... ideas. Judging by his condition, he's not the sort that makes his ideas a reality on his own.
You don't like the look on Couch Tomato's face. It reeks of... ideas. Judging by his condition, he's not the sort that makes his ideas a reality on his own.
ACT 7 : Tower of Power
As expected, everything about meeting this guy was a mistake. Maybe this isn't worth 15 Sporebucks.
As expected, everything about meeting this guy was a mistake. Maybe this isn't worth 15 Sporebucks.
ACT 8 : Payday
As you rise to the top of the stairs, Couch Tomato's face contorts into something you might call a smile. Maybe now you can get paid.
As you rise to the top of the stairs, Couch Tomato's face contorts into something you might call a smile. Maybe now you can get paid.
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