Sporistics
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Basic info
Intro message:
A massive grassland in all directions as far as the eye can see, this must be the planet, now its time to see what you can do for those locals.
A massive grassland in all directions as far as the eye can see, this must be the planet, now its time to see what you can do for those locals.
Win message:
The tribe's suffering is over and you have a shit-ton of fine quality meat: win-win! Now I wonder how much of that meat was from the unfortunate crushed villagers...
The tribe's suffering is over and you have a shit-ton of fine quality meat: win-win! Now I wonder how much of that meat was from the unfortunate crushed villagers...
Lose message:
Bison are unpredictable, dangerous creatures, perhaps it may go better for you another time.
Bison are unpredictable, dangerous creatures, perhaps it may go better for you another time.
Acts
ACT 1 : Here to Help
Find the leader of these people, and explain the situation to him.
Find the leader of these people, and explain the situation to him.
ACT 2 : The Next Course of Action
Discuss with the monarch what to do next.
Discuss with the monarch what to do next.
ACT 3 : The King's Final Stand
All you can do is look on in horror and hope for the best. No matter what happens you need to make sure the royal staff makes it back in one piece, it is integral to the natives way of life.
All you can do is look on in horror and hope for the best. No matter what happens you need to make sure the royal staff makes it back in one piece, it is integral to the natives way of life.
ACT 4 : Under New Management
With the old monarch gone, now there is nothing to stop you from educating the primitives on how to adapt. A survey of the planet shows us a cliff-face perfect for a buffalo drive.
With the old monarch gone, now there is nothing to stop you from educating the primitives on how to adapt. A survey of the planet shows us a cliff-face perfect for a buffalo drive.
ACT 5 : Buffalo Drivew
They are standing awful close to that cliffside. Uhh, maybe take cover, here they come!
They are standing awful close to that cliffside. Uhh, maybe take cover, here they come!
ACT 6 : Bittersweet Ending?
Well looks like the tribe got fucked anyways, but HEY look a month's supply of bison meat for your crew! WE'RE HAVING BURGERS TONIGHT!
Well looks like the tribe got fucked anyways, but HEY look a month's supply of bison meat for your crew! WE'RE HAVING BURGERS TONIGHT!
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