Sporistics
On Thin Ice / Analysis
By jesse00007
03/08/2022 - 17:55:04
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.9 (Not rated)
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Intro message:
Welcome to Gelum-9, the planet famous for frostbite, very unappetizing food and its exploitation of the elusive white spice. SigmaCorp has promised you a substantial fee for a mission.
Welcome to Gelum-9, the planet famous for frostbite, very unappetizing food and its exploitation of the elusive white spice. SigmaCorp has promised you a substantial fee for a mission.
Win message:
The rebel group won, and this white spice derrick stayed a beautiful crater of smoldering ashes for years. Nice job saving the planet, Captain.
The rebel group won, and this white spice derrick stayed a beautiful crater of smoldering ashes for years. Nice job saving the planet, Captain.
Lose message:
You died, and SigmaCorp sued your mourning family for breach of contract during the upcoming years. Nice job, Captain. That was sarcasm.
You died, and SigmaCorp sued your mourning family for breach of contract during the upcoming years. Nice job, Captain. That was sarcasm.
Acts
ACT 1 : A 'warm' welcome
Let's find out what's going on in this frozen armpit of a planet, so I can return to my extra luxurious Finnish sauna as soon as possible. Talk to the SigmaCorp representative.
Let's find out what's going on in this frozen armpit of a planet, so I can return to my extra luxurious Finnish sauna as soon as possible. Talk to the SigmaCorp representative.
ACT 2 : Dancing on Ice
It's still quite cold for a nightclub, but the temperature is much more bearable here. Let's enjoy the disco. I'm sure nothing bad will happen...
It's still quite cold for a nightclub, but the temperature is much more bearable here. Let's enjoy the disco. I'm sure nothing bad will happen...
ACT 3 : Relight my Fire
Well, something bad happened. Take a look outside to identify the problem.
Well, something bad happened. Take a look outside to identify the problem.
ACT 4 : Every Step You Take
Have these morons never seen a movie? Crimes in snow are always the easiest to solve. Let's get this over with. Follow the trail of footsteps.
Have these morons never seen a movie? Crimes in snow are always the easiest to solve. Let's get this over with. Follow the trail of footsteps.
ACT 5 : Friends in High Places
Well, 5 sentences were enough to break your loyalty to SigmaCorp and switch sides. Loyalty was never on your resume. Talk to Môg, leader of the rebels, to coordinate a plan.
Well, 5 sentences were enough to break your loyalty to SigmaCorp and switch sides. Loyalty was never on your resume. Talk to Môg, leader of the rebels, to coordinate a plan.
ACT 6 : A Song of Fire &<>"' Ice
Charge! For a million Sporebucks of white spice! -Uh, I mean, for the traditions and culture of the Ûhg! (That's what they are called, right?) Storm the spice derrick!
Charge! For a million Sporebucks of white spice! -Uh, I mean, for the traditions and culture of the Ûhg! (That's what they are called, right?) Storm the spice derrick!
ACT 7 : And Boom Goes The Dynamite
Get out of there, now!
Get out of there, now!
ACT 8 : Love Explosion
You did say a cool catchphrase during the explosion right? And you didn't look at it? God, cool space captains don't look at explosions you idiot! Well, time to wrap up this (mis)adventure.
You did say a cool catchphrase during the explosion right? And you didn't look at it? God, cool space captains don't look at explosions you idiot! Well, time to wrap up this (mis)adventure.
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