Sporistics
sans goes 2 mcdonald 3 / Analysis

By NK2012
06/14/2022 - 13:15:19

Type: Story adventure
Rating: -0.02 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
he's bacc ageen &<>"' dis time he's- Alright I can't go through this thing without big letters in the beginning of sentences, even if this adventure's intentionally bad... Anyway: sans goes to mc!
Win message:
*successfully satified hunger &<>"' thirst**eheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.
Lose message:
*unsuccessful hunger satisfaction**dang... wait why do i need to eat? i'm a skeleton! i'm already dead &<>"' don't need to eat anything! all of that for nothing for heck sake...
Acts
ACT 1 :   hehe building's right walls fell
*eheheheheheheheh, time to eat at mcdonalds &<>"' get fat again!
ACT 2 :   off to "'legally"' get some money!
I mean: you gotta pay with someting, do ya?
ACT 3 :   ayo wth battle?!?!
Defeat the Madlad before it pulls it's own variant of Karma on you... Oh, and collect more stuff if you survive.
ACT 4 :   current budget: 16050$
Will your quantity of money be enough for the toy? (bruh no, it was a million, are you dum- [shut up, i'm pretending to be in a tense situation]
ACT 5 :   *oh my ketchups...
*looks like persuading someone to lower the price didn't work... the only thing that could inflate my budget is a complete deus ex machina &<>"' nobody likes that... hmm, what's that smell?
ACT 6 :   follow the doge
*that guy is completely untrustworthy... but we gotta continue this plot somehow, so at least it's something
ACT 7 :   the money generating machine
*just as expected: this "'money generator"' is actually a meat grinder, how unexpected...
ACT 8 :   le (un)epic finale
Kill the Cheems &<>"' return to the restaurant... oh, and Sans' current budget is: 1,266,050$, so you can afford the toy now lol
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