Sporistics
Payer Pays His Taxes / Analysis

By NK2012
04/24/2023 - 15:23:14

Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.02 (Not rated)

Featuring...
Basic info
Intro message:
It seems like it's going to be an ordinary day for Payer. However, little does he know what's gonna happen next, once he takes a peek at the screen...
Win message:
Payer then proceeded to die within the prison because he accidentally went to the furnace. R.I.P. 2008-2023 (for context: I don't get it &<>"' no one else will)
Lose message:
oof
Acts
ACT 1 :   Just a Simple Morning
Payer woke up one day, in his totally normal hut that any simple creature would have, totally.
ACT 2 :   OH, SCHNITZEL!
Quickly, taxes won't pay by themselves!
ACT 3 :   Wastin' Time...?
The coin's in process of being made, but standing still &<>"' waiting is boring, so go out there &<>"' do stuff.
ACT 4 :   Returning to the Transferer
Looks like you decied to spend your time by steali- I mean: legally taking money of other beings. Don't do that in real life, however: That would be a HUGE crime!
ACT 5 :   Wasting your Time... again!
You won't be collecting anything this time, you'll just... mess around until the coin gets made. Totally not boring at all! /j
ACT 6 :   Coin's Ready, Go Get It
Your coin has finished being produced, so go get it &<>"' pay your taxes before your house gets raided by the government.
ACT 7 :   Sudden Change of Events
Looks like thievery doesn't bode well after all...
ACT 8 :   Payer Pays a Visit
Moral of the story: Don't steal, it's bad.
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