Sporistics
Payer Pays His Taxes / Analysis
By NK2012
04/24/2023 - 15:23:14
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.02 (Not rated)
Basic info
Intro message:
It seems like it's going to be an ordinary day for Payer. However, little does he know what's gonna happen next, once he takes a peek at the screen...
It seems like it's going to be an ordinary day for Payer. However, little does he know what's gonna happen next, once he takes a peek at the screen...
Win message:
Payer then proceeded to die within the prison because he accidentally went to the furnace. R.I.P. 2008-2023 (for context: I don't get it &<>"' no one else will)
Payer then proceeded to die within the prison because he accidentally went to the furnace. R.I.P. 2008-2023 (for context: I don't get it &<>"' no one else will)
Lose message:
oof
oof
Acts
ACT 1 : Just a Simple Morning
Payer woke up one day, in his totally normal hut that any simple creature would have, totally.
Payer woke up one day, in his totally normal hut that any simple creature would have, totally.
ACT 2 : OH, SCHNITZEL!
Quickly, taxes won't pay by themselves!
Quickly, taxes won't pay by themselves!
ACT 3 : Wastin' Time...?
The coin's in process of being made, but standing still &<>"' waiting is boring, so go out there &<>"' do stuff.
The coin's in process of being made, but standing still &<>"' waiting is boring, so go out there &<>"' do stuff.
ACT 4 : Returning to the Transferer
Looks like you decied to spend your time by steali- I mean: legally taking money of other beings. Don't do that in real life, however: That would be a HUGE crime!
Looks like you decied to spend your time by steali- I mean: legally taking money of other beings. Don't do that in real life, however: That would be a HUGE crime!
ACT 5 : Wasting your Time... again!
You won't be collecting anything this time, you'll just... mess around until the coin gets made. Totally not boring at all! /j
You won't be collecting anything this time, you'll just... mess around until the coin gets made. Totally not boring at all! /j
ACT 6 : Coin's Ready, Go Get It
Your coin has finished being produced, so go get it &<>"' pay your taxes before your house gets raided by the government.
Your coin has finished being produced, so go get it &<>"' pay your taxes before your house gets raided by the government.
ACT 7 : Sudden Change of Events
Looks like thievery doesn't bode well after all...
Looks like thievery doesn't bode well after all...
ACT 8 : Payer Pays a Visit
Moral of the story: Don't steal, it's bad.
Moral of the story: Don't steal, it's bad.
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