Sporistics
On an Epic Scale / Analysis
By ItsVairen
06/15/2026 - 14:54:50
Type: Explore adventure
Rating: 10 (Good)
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Basic info
Intro message:
We're lucky that we have a good landing view from here. Better beamed down here than taking a painful descent from these trees. It's now time to address the epics in the metaphorical room.
We're lucky that we have a good landing view from here. Better beamed down here than taking a painful descent from these trees. It's now time to address the epics in the metaphorical room.
Win message:
Our job is done yet a bigger mystery is put in place. Good work, Captain! This Epicologist's work is just the beginning of much larger plans. But that's a story for another Captain, eh?
Our job is done yet a bigger mystery is put in place. Good work, Captain! This Epicologist's work is just the beginning of much larger plans. But that's a story for another Captain, eh?
Lose message:
You know, just because you're smaller than anything else here, doesn't mean you shouldn't also watch your step. Hopefully a clone can pick up your slack.
You know, just because you're smaller than anything else here, doesn't mean you shouldn't also watch your step. Hopefully a clone can pick up your slack.
Acts
ACT 1 : Watch Your Step
Well this is a humble camp to say the least, how about we familiarize ourselves with the...Epicologist? Wait is that a typo? Surely they mean Ecologist...right?
Well this is a humble camp to say the least, how about we familiarize ourselves with the...Epicologist? Wait is that a typo? Surely they mean Ecologist...right?
ACT 2 : Pest Control
Right, well it shouldn't be too hard to find the epic we're after. Careful though, if we get on its bad side it's gonna be much harder to get the required sample. Precision is key!
Right, well it shouldn't be too hard to find the epic we're after. Careful though, if we get on its bad side it's gonna be much harder to get the required sample. Precision is key!
ACT 3 : Scales in Our Favor
Ah! Fresh scale shavings from a building sized beast, my favorite. Ek-koi-yak is going to enjoy this...definitely. Let's just give it to him, you made sure to put on gloves? Right?
Ah! Fresh scale shavings from a building sized beast, my favorite. Ek-koi-yak is going to enjoy this...definitely. Let's just give it to him, you made sure to put on gloves? Right?
ACT 4 : Petal to the Metal
I've detected the herd of Zellents in question, they're currently relaxing in a clearing. You're gonna have to be careful, fast, or both to get past those Zellents and to the petal.
I've detected the herd of Zellents in question, they're currently relaxing in a clearing. You're gonna have to be careful, fast, or both to get past those Zellents and to the petal.
ACT 5 : Tipping the Scales
And that should be enough shavings to bring back to Ek-koi's labs. Good work, now lets move before you're some giant beast's footstool or worse.
And that should be enough shavings to bring back to Ek-koi's labs. Good work, now lets move before you're some giant beast's footstool or worse.
ACT 6 : Caving to the Pressure
Well once more into the den of creatures that would probably use you as a toothpick! Good luck, Captain, I just hope your strategy here is egg-cellent. You'll need it or be scrambled.
Well once more into the den of creatures that would probably use you as a toothpick! Good luck, Captain, I just hope your strategy here is egg-cellent. You'll need it or be scrambled.
ACT 7 : A Big Surprise
Well this went as swimmingly as stealling the offspring of a creature multiple dozens of times your size could be! Let's get back to our Epicologist and tell them the good news!
Well this went as swimmingly as stealling the offspring of a creature multiple dozens of times your size could be! Let's get back to our Epicologist and tell them the good news!
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