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The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. If you are infantile enough to act like one of the Barfs here depicted, shame on you!
The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. If you are infantile enough to act like one of the Barfs here depicted, shame on you!
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This adventure was created as a celebration for Slartibartfast38's return to Spore! If you were a fan of this amazing creator, check his new profile: Slarti-42!
This adventure was created as a celebration for Slartibartfast38's return to Spore! If you were a fan of this amazing creator, check his new profile: Slarti-42!
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This adventure was created as a celebration for Slartibartfast38's return to Spore! If you were a fan of this amazing creator, check his new profile: Slarti-42! But first, try again!
This adventure was created as a celebration for Slartibartfast38's return to Spore! If you were a fan of this amazing creator, check his new profile: Slarti-42! But first, try again!
Acts
ACT 1 : Chapter 1: The Arrival
Once upon a time there was a very brave captain who responded to a distress signal. He followed its source, and beamed down into a Bauder Prison Camp!
Once upon a time there was a very brave captain who responded to a distress signal. He followed its source, and beamed down into a Bauder Prison Camp!
ACT 2 : Chapter 2: The Escape
And so it was that our brave captain was tasked with a difficult task, and that task would have to begin with a prison escape! Luckily, on that evening, only a single barf guard was on duty...
And so it was that our brave captain was tasked with a difficult task, and that task would have to begin with a prison escape! Luckily, on that evening, only a single barf guard was on duty...
ACT 3 : Chapter III: The Temple
Once out of the prison camp, our captain started searching for this ancient temple the bauders talked about. To find it, they said, our hero had just to follow the path from the western gate.
Once out of the prison camp, our captain started searching for this ancient temple the bauders talked about. To find it, they said, our hero had just to follow the path from the western gate.
ACT 4 : Chapter IV: The Return
And so, the mission was clear: to spill Barf blood on the altar, and make the creature's curse come true! But where would the captain find Barf blood?
And so, the mission was clear: to spill Barf blood on the altar, and make the creature's curse come true! But where would the captain find Barf blood?
ACT 5 : Chapter V: The Enemy
And so the terrible enemy of the Barfs was brought back to life! Who would have thought, there IS magic after all!
And so the terrible enemy of the Barfs was brought back to life! Who would have thought, there IS magic after all!
ACT 6 : Chapter VI: The Search
And then, Sgt Slaughter and the captain decided to take a few minutes to prepare. They needed to find the keys to unlock his creatures!
And then, Sgt Slaughter and the captain decided to take a few minutes to prepare. They needed to find the keys to unlock his creatures!
ACT 7 : Chapter VII: The Source
The question remained: would our heroes be able to find and destroy the original Barf clone, and thus end all this cloning nonsense? The suspense is killing this narrator!
The question remained: would our heroes be able to find and destroy the original Barf clone, and thus end all this cloning nonsense? The suspense is killing this narrator!
ACT 8 : Chapter VIII: The Slaughter
And lo... the victory was near! Now the Barfs were vulnerable, and could all be killed for good! Don't save any ammo, guys! Kill'em all!
And lo... the victory was near! Now the Barfs were vulnerable, and could all be killed for good! Don't save any ammo, guys! Kill'em all!
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