Sporistics
Glad Eater / Analysis

By ericDartist
06/17/2013 - 20:35:18

Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.07 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Hope you have your bibs and napkins ready, this is going to be a messy BB... Q... uh, something doesn't seem right.
Win message:
"'And there you have it, folks, that Captain is unstoppable! We will not be inviting him again anytime soon..."'
Lose message:
"'I don't care what planet you're from, that HAD to hurt!"'
Acts
ACT 1 :   Round 1
"'Beaming down straight from space, our new challenger the heroic galactic Captain! Will he survive the surprise brutal assault of 3 other captains?!"'
ACT 2 :   Victory
"'Aaaaaand we have a victor! The newcomer!"'
ACT 3 :   Round 2
"'Up next for the newcomer, the veteran Hero Zombie! This won't be easy, Hero Zombie stubbornly refuses to die until he gets those last few points!"'
ACT 4 :   Victory, again
"'Aaaand Hero Zombie goes down! For now at least. Another spectacular victory for the challenger, but how many more rounds until he dies? Place your bets now!"'
ACT 5 :   Round 3
"'For his third match, the Captain will have to fend off an entire pack of feral Goravange, brought to you by Farmer Mips! If you would like to adopt a Goravange yourself, just ask Mips!"'
ACT 6 :   Yet another Victory
"'Wow, the WHOLE pack has been taken down! There's no stopping this guy, is there? Just one round left to go!"'
ACT 7 :   Round 4
"'And what better way to wrap up a winning streak than to face off against our lord Mendulatron himself?!"'
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