Sporistics
Spore Legacy - Chapter Seven / Analysis

By ChuckTheProphet
06/03/2015 - 19:22:42

Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0 (Not rated)

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Intro message:
Vandor and Steve are dragged into a Sarlocii prison ant told to wait for someone to get them and take them to the Emperor.
Win message:
Steve's Ship jumps to hyperspace, headed for Quarrelum XIII to save some guy.I pulled a Stan Lee and retconned the Cabbie into SL to validate his canonity(?). Whatcha gonna do about it, punk?
Lose message:
As Vandor and Steve lie bleeding before the Sarlocii Emperor, they realise that the Whi-qhuu may never be freed from slavery...
Acts
ACT 1 :   Jailhouse Rock
You wait. And wait . And wait. And after a while, you hear a crash coming from an adjoining cell. Seeing a crack in the wall, you decide to investigate.
ACT 2 :   Breaking... In?
What was that? Maybe it's someone come to rescue you. Or maybe it's Death, come to take you away...
ACT 3 :   Jailbreak
Wait, someone's coming... Who is that?
ACT 4 :   Out of the Frying Pan...
Yes! This is it, a way out!
ACT 5 :   ...And Into a Trap.
Crohn: "'Gahh! It's a setup! They musha knew we were coming! I'll hold 'em off, you two find another way outa here!"'As you rn down the cell block, you see someone: It's the Sarlocii Emperor.
ACT 6 :   Put Up Your Dukes!
"'What did I say? 'Rant, heroism, deathmatch'. Happens every time."'
ACT 7 :   Lockdown
Well, it seems there's no way out. You had a good run, but now it's time to die with... No? Ok, have it your way.
ACT 8 :   Keep Calm: I'm The... Cabbie?
I'm retconning the stupid joke that was here, too.
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