Sporistics
Clark and Stanley Sit Around / Analysis
By williezk
09/30/2023 - 17:42:01
Type: Story adventure
Rating: 0.35 (Not rated)
Featuring...
Basic info
Intro message:
Our sensors indicate Clark and Stanley are requesting your presence on a remote woodland planet. As usual, you're the poor sap who has to deal with it.
Our sensors indicate Clark and Stanley are requesting your presence on a remote woodland planet. As usual, you're the poor sap who has to deal with it.
Win message:
For once, those numbskulls didn't die, so there's no reason to chastise you for dancing. It *was* pretty rude of them to turn on you like that, though...
For once, those numbskulls didn't die, so there's no reason to chastise you for dancing. It *was* pretty rude of them to turn on you like that, though...
Lose message:
And this is why you always give Clark and Stanley a wide berth... even when they're doing absolutely nothing.
And this is why you always give Clark and Stanley a wide berth... even when they're doing absolutely nothing.
Acts
ACT 1 : Meeting the Morons
A pleasant day on a peaceful planet—or rather, it WOULD be a peaceful planet if Clark and Stanley weren't here.
A pleasant day on a peaceful planet—or rather, it WOULD be a peaceful planet if Clark and Stanley weren't here.
ACT 2 : Something Comes After Them!
A METEOR! RUN!
A METEOR! RUN!
ACT 3 : Tanks?!
Tanks are cool and all, but where did these come from?!
Tanks are cool and all, but where did these come from?!
ACT 4 : Assassins!
OK, seriously, who'd go so far as to hire people to kill those two dorks?
OK, seriously, who'd go so far as to hire people to kill those two dorks?
ACT 5 : An Epic?!
You: I thought this planet didn't have any animal life!
You: I thought this planet didn't have any animal life!
ACT 6 : Oh my Spode, they did it!
THEY LIVED!!
THEY LIVED!!
ACT 7 : Run!
Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal!!
Curse their sudden but inevitable betrayal!!
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