Intro message:
OUH EHM GEE WATH IS HAMPINGING

Win message:
whjel iy ges keng pag can juts leav soh uh YOOH WONH AGAINH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lose message:
HaH u lawst

ACT 1 :   
WHUHT ISZ HAPININ TAWK TOOH LITL PEOHGIU BEEKUZ HE MITE BEE AYBUL TOO FIEND OWT HOW TIS IS- $%^()@%^&<>"'@()&<>"'*)85094760395.;LOL;L;LP::"'"'>"'"'"'>"'>"':"'{"'p)((&<>"'*^%^^&<>"'*^&<>"'$%$%*&<>"'*^*(%*)&<>"':"':?"'alpdoJWOIFUHROGTUJ

ACT 2 :   
tu(*uy$r*#wujt*i(%uy$(*$*(urtuj984YTE98TUJ8I4O5UYJIO4U6W87I9I7KOPYKOUIJKOIULK78[P0IOOP90OP[-0P;[IKL;][P[O)io($%^u*i(%){y&<>"'^$i{k^(yiju)*%ehuyt(p%y)(iuy#&<>"'i_^&<>"'u&<>"'lpu{l$:"'>"'"'"'>"'?"':"':po_)ri()i*t)($pi*

ACT 3 :   
tu(*uy$r*#wujt*i(%uy$(*$*(urtuj984YTE98TUJ8I4O5UYJIO4U6W87I9I7KOPYKOUIJKOIULK78[P0IOOP90OP[-0P;[IKL;][P[O)io($%^u*i(%){y&<>"'^$i{k^(yiju)*%ehuyt(p%y)(iuy#&<>"'i_^&<>"'u&<>"'lpu{l$:"'>"'"'"'>"'?"':"':po_)ri()i*t)($pi*

ACT 4 :   
tu(*uy$r*#wujt*i(%uy$(*$*(urtuj984YTE98TUJ8I4O5UYJIO4U6W87I9I7KOPYKOUIJKOIULK78[P0IOOP90OP[-0P;[IKL;][P[O)io($%^u*i(%){y&<>"'^$i{k^(yiju)*%ehuyt(p%y)(iuy#&<>"'i_^&<>"'u&<>"'lpu{l$:"'>"'"'"'>"'?"':"':po_)ri()i*t)($pi*

ACT 5 :   
tu(*uy$r*#wujt*i(%uy$(*$*(urtuj984YTE98TUJ8I4O5UYJIO4U6W87I9I7KOPYKOUIJKOIULK78[P0IOOP90OP[-0P;[IKL;][P[O)io($%^u*i(%){y&<>"'^$i{k^(yiju)*%ehuyt(p%y)(iuy#&<>"'i_^&<>"'u&<>"'lpu{l$:"'>"'"'"'>"'?"':"':po_)ri()i*t)($pi*

ACT 6 :   
tu(*uy$r*#wujt*i(%uy$(*$*(urtuj984YTE98TUJ8I4O5UYJIO4U6W87I9I7KOPYKOUIJKOIULK78[P0IOOP90OP[-0P;[IKL;][P[O)io($%^u*i(%){y&<>"'^$i{k^(yiju)*%ehuyt(p%y)(iuy#&<>"'i_^&<>"'u&<>"'lpu{l$:"'>"'"'"'>"'?"':"':po_)ri()i*t)($pi*

ACT 7 :   
YAEY YU KILD THUH HAKKER ADN YU FICKSED EVRIONE INKLOODIN MEEH

ACT 8 :   
ohhhh grate naow yur stuk in thuh trash binn