
By DH106
12/04/2011 - 08:39:35
Type: Colonial creature
Rating: 0.05 (Not rated)
Tags: dh106, kamitue, winterwars2011
Description
(for Kamitues Winter Wars) - A wild The Nerd appears and will be sent into Santas lair to perform a tiny modification only to the delivery bots navigational system. He uses the Navigational Twist. It´s super effective.The bots will need to get the presents destination programmed in before their departure before they set off on their journey so no Anti-Santa will be able to interfere with it after their departure; this will be based on the established geographical coordinates system based on latitude and longitude. And this little detail is where its weak spot lays. If the reference meridian is no longer the commonly established Greenwich line running through London but the 45° W meridian running approximately through the southern tip of Greenland, Chaos will ensue. The bots will drop off their presents on their formally correct location, but as the reference has been readjusted, this will be several 1000 km west of the originally intended point. So presents intended for Europe and Africa will be dumped in the Atlantic Ocean, those for the entire American continent will end up in the deeper regions of the Pacific and those intended for Japan will be dropped over the endless Gobi desert. The few presents going to sparsely-inhabitated Siberia might find their way to Europe though, but this is only a little systemic error of this plan and the Anti-Santas were willing to accept it due to the overwhelming overall efficiency.Of course, some little pro-forma attacks on the departing bots will have to take place nevertheless so Santa does not smell the coffee.
840DNA points
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| 52 Bones | 2 Feet | 2 Hands |
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +03 %
18.06 %
| Sociability 5 / 20 | Aggressiveness 11 / 20 | Abilities 4 / 15 |
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By Homer-dude2
Schicker Hut :D,sehr comödial!
By CaptainTrey
Looks ....
By madfox118
sweet creation. a lot of great entries you've made for this contest
By madfox118
no my mech is not a contest entry
By blixafish
And thanks for the comments, sorry I've been a bit inactive.
By blixafish
Interesting creature! :P
By foreverpiping
Sounds like I need to book a cruise in the Atlantic or Pacific to collect some of those misdirected presents! R+
By Couldar
Really loving your creations for the war. Very well thought out, devious, and difficult to counter.
By MadEyeJude
:D of course! A nerd! This one cracked me up :D :D :D I have to live with a nerd at home ;) Poor Santa, love the description! R+
By Ansje
Okay, do surprise me, he already looks mean on the picture :D
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