Sporistics
The Nerd
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By DH106
12/04/2011 - 08:39:35

Type: Colonial creature
Rating: 0.05 (Not rated)
Tags: dh106, kamitue, winterwars2011

Description

(for Kamitues Winter Wars) - A wild The Nerd appears and will be sent into Santas lair to perform a tiny modification only to the delivery bots navigational system. He uses the Navigational Twist. It´s super effective.The bots will need to get the presents destination programmed in before their departure before they set off on their journey so no Anti-Santa will be able to interfere with it after their departure; this will be based on the established geographical coordinates system based on latitude and longitude. And this little detail is where its weak spot lays. If the reference meridian is no longer the commonly established Greenwich line running through London but the 45° W meridian running approximately through the southern tip of Greenland, Chaos will ensue. The bots will drop off their presents on their formally correct location, but as the reference has been readjusted, this will be several 1000 km west of the originally intended point. So presents intended for Europe and Africa will be dumped in the Atlantic Ocean, those for the entire American continent will end up in the deeper regions of the Pacific and those intended for Japan will be dropped over the endless Gobi desert. The few presents going to sparsely-inhabitated Siberia might find their way to Europe though, but this is only a little systemic error of this plan and the Anti-Santas were willing to accept it due to the overwhelming overall efficiency.Of course, some little pro-forma attacks on the departing bots will have to take place nevertheless so Santa does not smell the coffee.

Details

840
DNA points
Height
1.31
52 Bones2 Feet2 Hands
Diet: Omnivore
Health: +0
Meanness
3 %
Cuteness
18.06 %
Sociability
5 / 20
Aggressiveness
11 / 20
Abilities
4 / 15
2 / 52 / 50 / 5
0 / 55 / 54 / 5
0 / 54 / 50 / 5
3 / 50 / 5
Comments

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By Homer-dude2
 

Schicker Hut :D,sehr comödial!

By CaptainTrey
 

Looks ....

By madfox118
 

sweet creation. a lot of great entries you've made for this contest

By madfox118
 

no my mech is not a contest entry

By blixafish
 

And thanks for the comments, sorry I've been a bit inactive.

By blixafish
 

Interesting creature! :P

By foreverpiping
 

Sounds like I need to book a cruise in the Atlantic or Pacific to collect some of those misdirected presents! R+

By Couldar
 

Really loving your creations for the war. Very well thought out, devious, and difficult to counter.

By MadEyeJude
 

:D of course! A nerd! This one cracked me up :D :D :D I have to live with a nerd at home ;) Poor Santa, love the description! R+

By Ansje
 

Okay, do surprise me, he already looks mean on the picture :D

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