Sporistics
Gothic Turkey
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By DH106
11/03/2012 - 09:12:09

Type: Civilization creature
Rating: 0.02 (Not rated)
Tags: dh106, turkeystrike2012

Description

On occasion, the CarAT of course catch birds too small to eat. The CarAT at first did not know what to do with them; considering their options they also asked the CARBOS (Carnivorian Bureau of Sabotage) about their opinion. And the trusty secret service soon came up with a plan. The unsuitable turkeys are sent back to the ranges in order to breed a little more, but not before having received a substantial brainwashing. The turkeys are of... shall we say limited cranial capabilities, after all, and therefore gratefully receive the indoctrination planted into their heads by CARBOS.Lectures are held on the general meaninglessness of life, the lack of perspectives when being a turkey and the uselessness of it all; death on the other hand is presented to them as the only aim worth pursuing. And why not consider suicide by cook as the way out of this misery. As soon as the indoctrinees have thoroughly absorbed the message, they only have to be kept from hiking over to the kitchen immediately - they are then told to go out, back to their ranges, and spread the word to their brethren.

Details

1186
DNA points
Height
1.65
52 Bones2 Feet0 Hands
Diet: Herbivore
Health: +5
Meanness
4 %
Cuteness
31.05 %
Sociability
3 / 20
Aggressiveness
3 / 20
Abilities
6 / 15
2 / 51 / 55 / 5
0 / 52 / 51 / 5
1 / 50 / 50 / 5
0 / 50 / 5
Comments

By exxon
 

Hilarious! Nice work!

By SamRupert
 

Must... Have... TURKEY!

By kamitue
 

This made me laugh quite a bit. Convincing the turkeys to cook themselves? BRILLIANT! R+ and added to sporecast.

By Ansje
 

Awesome turkey, too beautiful to cook acutally ;-)

By MadEyeJude
 

haha, now that's a cool turkey outfit! I like how you did the back feathers with the fins.

By warwolf47
 

No problem- pleased to do it- and i learned more about the subject by the re-creation - so my pleasure

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