By Benjami
01/15/2018 - 20:59:27
Type: Colonial creature
Rating: 1.5 (Not rated)
Tags: remake, second age
Description
Arrr! Tell me my lad, have ye ever heard of the tale of the Greatest Pirate Empire in the Galaxy? So me be thinkin, it not be a tale any sober creature would tell ya. It be a pirate legend. Etarips were the finest pirates in the galaxy, so drunk and so greedy that they?d be able to use rum-induced drunkenness to steal all the precious treasure. They be havin such buzz from the booze, they could be keepin themselves from ever bein bloody sober. The drunk side of drink is a pathway to many a bountiful booty some consider to be illegal. They became so tipsy? the only thing they ever was scared of losing be their rum, which in time, of course, they bloody lost. Unfortunately, they challenged their rivals, surpparis, to a drinking contest with a prize of all the alcohol the other empire had stashed away, then lost like some miserable sprogs and died. Ironic. They could be drinking all day without passing out, but not survive even a day without rum.
1028DNA points
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| 97 Bones | 2 Feet | 2 Hands |
Diet: Herbivore
Health: +310 %
| Sociability 7 / 20 | Aggressiveness 9 / 20 | Abilities 1 / 15 |
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By Ghaladh
I love it! Rated and added to my sporecast.
By Miikka64
Arr, this be one amazin' remake of Etarips, one of me favourite (old) species of yours. Poor pirates probably wondered "why is the rum gone" 'till the end.
By LuckyCloverDuck
nice pirate cussing there m8